Love me I'll love you, hate me I'll hate you. Its a game of give and get

Well here we go again,

.........Top 10
1. Carrera - Karl Wolf
2. Insomnia - Craig David
3. Insomnia Remix - Jeff
4. El Strip Club - DJ Nelson Ft. Erick Right...................................I know right ohmfg no Akon songs!
5. Hurry Up - Ne-Yo...................................................................It surprised me too don't worry lol.
6. Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz
7. Contagious - K-Young
8. Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
9. Cant Fight Luv - K-Young
10. In The Mood - Francisco

Ok now that I'm done talking about music, heres how my "amazing" vacation went;

Ashlee, Krissy and Henry finally get to my house. Then out of nowhere my grandma and my brother show up. It was awkward and I hope it never happens ever again. Anyway, after they get here we leave for the airport but of course since Ashlee is somewhat slow now a days she forgets her camera at her house and she realises that when we get inline to give our shit away. So obviously we couldn't go get it and Ashlee started the biggest bitch fit I've ever seen her do. It was actually funny because everyone was looking at all 4 of us, 3 being traumatised by her taking a fit and 1 yelling; I WANT MY CAMERA. When she was done making a scene [shes actually pro at that now] prettymuch everyone in the airport [that saw it happen] started laughing like crazy and so did we so what ever good times lol. Anyway after me & Henry were done bugging Ashlee with her camera it was our turn to give our baggages and all that what not. So I give the girl my passport and shes like um your passport is expired. I was like ok ither you can't read or your blind. I took my passport and showed her that it expired in 2011 and she was like oh well what ever shit happens. Henry was like the word excuse me exists you know and the girl was like yeah I know. So in conclusion that girl doesn't like being wrong. Anyway we go threw the gates at the airport and I could not stop beeping in that fucking machine. The guy was like do you have any money in your pockets, car keys and bla bla bla? I said no and hes like ok well come inback with me I was like are you fucking serious[in my head obviously]?! So we get inback and hes like take your shirt off, so I do and hes like oh ok is that all of piercings that you have? I was like um no.. and hes like where else I have to see it to make sure. I was like k look its in my pants and you aint gona see shit down there. The guy was like err yeah ok your good just leave. Swear to god I would have N-E-V-E-R taken my pants off to go on a plane. Seriously that was so retarded. Anyway we get on the plane and the girl is like what are you gona eat today chicken or beef? I was like nither.. And shes like ok and she asks Henry I was like uhh look lady I want food but I'm a vegetarian and shes like well we have nothing that doesn't include meat. I was like well fuck give me something, anything. And she comes back with a bag of chips. SMALLEST BAG OF FUCKING CHIPS I HAVE EVER SEEN. I was like you expect me to not be hungry after a bag of chips? Might I remind you that this flight is 4 hours long young lady? And shes like well I don't know turn into a cannibal for 5 hours and she leaves. Henry and Krissy were laughing like crazy and Ashlee was like Lol you are so getting fired when we come back. So that flight was the most stupidest flight I have ever been on. The movie was Monsters Vs. Aliens aka I seen that movie over 30 times, I HAD NO FUCKING FOOD and I couldn't sleep. Yay.

[First you say you won't then you say you will you keep me hanging on and we're not moving on we're standing still Jenny you got me on my knees Jenny it's killing me. Jenny - The Click Five]

We get off the fucking plane and its like what 2:30am we get out of the plane and it is FUCKING hot. When we get in the airport everyone was like holy shit yay air conditioning! So yeah thats actually funny when your really tired like we were. When we get to the "border" ALL of the people working in the airport are wearing masks and gloves. No offence but when you get to a country that you know jack shit about and they have masks and gloves on, YOU KINDA WONDER WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. We asked a girl what was going on and she didn't answer, we asked a man and he didn't answer. Then we ask this guy that looks in your bags what the hell was going on and he like fake coughing so me and Henry were like ok it's not that bad right? and the guy looks away! We were like um.. lets pretend we didn't see that. So anyway after that we get to the place where you get your lugage and everyone has theirs except for me. First thing that comes to your mind is; Holy fuck I'm gona be naked for the whole week and when it finally arrived[15minutes later] it was all beat up but I was way too fucking tired to complain so fuck it I'll buy a new one. So we get out of the airport and theres like 4 people going hi wheres your hotel whats your name bla bla bla. When we finally get the guy that drives the bus to our hotel hes like whats your name? So I say Jordan Delcadore and he looks at me like I'm a fucking maniac. So obviously since this guy needs to go back to school i spelt my name and he was like oh ok "welcome aboard Jordanio". NO OK. JUST FUCKING NO! I'M ON FUCKING VACATION DON'T EVEN CONSIDER THINKING ABOUT MY FULL NAME. Those 3 losers are inback of cracking up because everyones know that I h-a-t-e my full name but what ever right?[&*$#^@!] Anyhow the guy takes our bags and he stops at mine and hes like ouch haha I was like yeah ouch[in a very rude way but fuck I was tired and he had just said my full name so soz]. Anyhow we get on the bus and its a 40minute ride to our hotel and honestly, the seats in the bus were 30times more comfy then the ones in the plane so we all fell asleep[all as in Ashlee, Krissy, Henry and I] and when it gets to out hotel this weird couple are like; Hey guys wake up were finally here. Sorry but getting woken up by people you don't know feels fucking odd. Anyway we get in the hotel and the guy takes for fucking ever to give us the keys to our rooms and when he finally does hes like your room is 304 its on the 4rth floor. 304 and on the 4rth floor.. Hm ohk.. Anyway we get to our room and first thing we do is turn the a/c on and go to bed. Well me and Ashlee did I don't know about Henry and Krissy and I don't wanna know anyway. At 9am we wake up and were like holy fuck were in cuba, take a shower, put our bathingsuits on and head for the beach. But then since I'm always hungry we went to eat before and fuck is the food discusting over there. When your a vegetarian its even worse ok. They had no salad[thats fucking bad when ure me ok], the butter was like erk useless, there was meat in e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g and yeah. Not a good place to go when your me. Anyway we finish eating we get to the beach and theres literally no one. We thought that everyone was ither still sleeping or out doing what ever or eating but then the time went by and there were like 5 famillies and us. It was seriously fucking weird. At like what 2pm a guy that works at the hotel tells everyone that theres a dance contest in 5minutes. We get out and all the people that were there were like pro[w.e the hell you call there dance] dancers. So we didn't wanna try it anymore but 4 people that work there were like oh hey come were starting with a lesson so its fair for everbody. This dude grabs Ashlee and hes like yeah I'm gona show you how to dance[sorry but that pissed me off just a little] then this girl grabs my hand and shes like your mine for 20mins I was um ok have a blast. So they show us how to dance and bla bla bla. When the contest starts they pair us up with fucking strangers to make it "fun" [still don't see wtf was "fun" there] and I get some decent looking girl and Ashlee ends up with a really old guy wich was fucking hilarious because he kept putting his hand on her ass by mistake. Anyhow everyone dances and Ashlee actually won[you kinda feel stupid when you lose to a 67year old guy] and the prize was a bottle of rum so hey go Ashlee! Anyway in that hotel theres 3 restaurants and you have to reserve so that they can let you in so we reserved for an italian restaurant and when we get there for diner the girl is like sorry you have to dress classy to come here. How the fuck were we supost to know that? Seriously. Anyway we had to go back to the place where we ate in the morning[they change the meals no worries] and it still tasted like crap until I found a table where a guy made pasta infront of you. So you know what ever when your hungry your hungry right. So the guy goes hey I saw you dancing today I was like um haha yeah and he started dancing I was like um... yeah haha. Anyhow we talk and yada yada yada. So when were done eating we go outside and theres a show everynight so we watched it and fuck did it suck. So after 15mins we left and went in the pool had a couple of drinks and all then we go to bed/ So far I like my vacation.

[Cuz I'm hurting, I'm hurting, I'm hurting, so girl just come back to me cuz I'm hurting, I'm hurting, I'm hurting so girl just come back to me, you'd think I'm over you no girl you're the baddest, even tho I'm inlove with you I had to change my status cuz I'm hurting, I'm hurting, I'm hurting so girl just come back to me. Hurting - Karl Wolf]

We wake up and we decide to go shopping. So I open my suitcase and I'm like holy fuck I have no hats[my hair looked like crap that day plus I didn't want my brain to melt]. But what ever I probably forgot them at home or something, so as I'm brushing my teeth I'm like I didn't see my camera there ither and I know for sure that I put it there I checked like 30times if it was there and it was. I tell Ashlee to look in my suitcase for my camera and its not there. I get pissed off and go downstairs and start bitching like fucking mad at the guy behind the counter because all hes telling me is; It's not our fault we can't do anything. You need a fucking report when you get shit stolen and I wanted one from the hotel that proves that they didn't steal my stuff[they sent someone upstairs to see if someone tried to get in our room and everything was normal]. So anyway they finally give me a god damn report and bla bla bla. I go back to my room to get ready to go downtown and when we all get downstairs the girl that like takes care of your "daily activities" tells us that we have to wait for a bus so were like ok big deal we did that in Montreal we know how that works but then she tells us that the bus stop is actually 15mins away from the hotel. Pictures this; 10:30am, its 34 outside feels like 42 and I'm pissed off. Not a good mix. So we start walking and we get to the hotel thats beside ours[5mins away] and we were all sweating. When you walk for 5mins and your t-shirt is as wet as if you went to take a shower with it theres actually a problem. We walk into the hotel and were like yeah hi were just going to go to the beach because well yeah this isn't the coolest feeling ever and then were out of your sight promise. They let us go to the beach and when we got back from the beach we called a cab to go downtown. Downtown is 1hour away from the hotel and it costs 40 pesos for him to drive us there. Ashlee gets the best idea shes ever had and she asks the guy how much it would cost to bring us to the bus stop and he said 3pesos. From 40 pesos to 3 pesos you kinda go for the bus stop option. So anyway heres how the bus works; you pay 5pesos each and you can ride the bus all day long as many times as you want and its a tour bus so cuban people cant get in it its just people that are on vacation there that can take that bus plus its a double decker aka my kind of bus. We get on the bus and obviously go upstairs and while were on our way downtown people get hit by leafs on big trees on the way by. Wich made me fucking laugh because we were 4 losers in the back going TREE every 3 seconds. What ever its something I'd do again. Anyhow we get downtown and the stores are exactly the same as the stores back here but like 1000times more expensif. So instead of being bored at the beach we decided to stay and find like souvenirs and all like t-shirts and bla bla bla. When we were looking for a baby t-shirt this random lady comes up to me and Ashlee and goes; Oh my god you two are expecting thats really cute. Ashlee was like what the hell I'm not fat where the hell did you see that I was pregnant?! I was laughing in the background and the lady just walked away from us. That was so fucking hilarious. You can not call Ashlee fat unless you want to get curbstomped, seriously. After all that I get hungry. Surprised? not at all. We go to the food court and we get grossed the fuck out just by looking at the food so we go back to where the shops are and we find an italian restaurant. Swear to god I have never ate a pizza that tasted that good. Even pizza hut is shit compared to that place. Anyhow we eat and all and when we decide to go back to our hotel smart us deside to sit where you can easily get hit by trees. Seriously if you choose to do the same thing as us you might as well just comit suicide because getting leafs whipped at your face actually fucking hurts ok. So yeah we get back to our hotel at like 6pm we go take showers change and all eat and go to bed. That's how fucking exhausted we were.

[We in the Strip Club, fellas loose control when them ladies work them poles got money anything goes, up in the strip club, ballers bottle poppin, the ladies they keep it droppin, all the weight unto the floor. El Strip Club - DJ Nelson Ft. Erick Right]

We woke up at 8am, got dressed, ate and bla bla bla. We went to the beach only to see that theres still no one there. Since Ashlee and I don't mind our own business we got up and went to ask someone what was going on. But when you walk up to go to the hotel [where we were heading to ask what was going on] you have to pass by the DJ booth. Empty booth, music I like, no DJ in sight and me close to each other.. not a good idea. I got in the booth and I started looking at the CDs they had and a guy walks up to me and hes like um I don't think you work here[dude was the DJ]. I was like I don't but I like music and I wanted to check this out sorry. The guy was so awsome that he showed me how to DJ and he let me do it for one hour. It was so fucking cool. Everyone was dancing, playing games and I was having fun with music. Heaven. Anyway after 2 hours of fooling around we went back to the beach and both Henry and Krissy were like; it took you two 2 full hours to ask what was going on? Then Henry was like no Jordan has a big smile on his face ither he won some alcohol, he met a girl or it was actually him that was DJing before. Henry knows me oh so well[<3 lol]. Anyhow after I finish explaining what had just happened two girls pop out of nowhere and invite us to play a game with everyone else. So we go and the game was that limbo crap. So the game starts and people win and yada yada yada. Then when we all got bored of they they decided to "turn it up a notch[or how ever you spell that]" and make us go under the thing in pairs. The 67 year old guy from the last game grabbed Ashlee again and actually hurt her. Hurt my friends when I'm around.. bad idea. I started staring at the guy and he was like what do you want? I was like k look shes 17 your 67 and your wife is sitting down over there, go get your wife and ill keep my best friend ok thanks talk to you in an other life. I never told off an old man but that was as much shit as I was gona take. Anyhow me and Ashlee won, alcohol again and after that we went back to the beach. At about 6 when we started to feel our blood boil we decided to go take showers, eat and bla bla bla. After we were done eating like pigs we decided to go see the Mister _____[I don't remember the name of our hotel lol]. So its 9:30 and a guy goes on stage and hes like ok we need 4 guys to compete. Retarded as they are Ashlee, Krissy and Henry[god damn back stabber] pushed me so I had to go on stage. Yay. Three other guys get on stage and seriously I hate saying that but uh compared to them, I was a fucking god. Anyway there were 5 rounds until you knew who won. The first round was that you had to show your special talent to everyone. But um, I have no talent besides knowing a shit load of songs. All of the other guys were like singing and idk doing cool shit and all I did was do the wave with my belly. I felt like a fucking noob seriously, you got 3 guys doing amazing shit and an 18 year old waving his belly. Wow that impresses people right? WELL IT ACTUALLY DID! The host made the audience vote for who was the best and I won! Like what the fuck seriously?! Anyway the second thing was that every girl in the audience had to stand up so that we could go kiss them on the cheak and the guy that kissed the most girls in 1minute won and since I was the last one that would go kiss girls I took notes. Muahaha. There was like two parts of the audience. The middle part was packed with couple but it had more guys then girls but the left side had a shit load of girls that were eating and having a drink. So instead of running to the middle like all 3 of them did I ran to where people were eating and drinkin THEN ran to the middle. First guy got like 28 girls, second got like 34, third got about 30 and I got..... 55! Go me. Third competition was that you had to show your "sexy poses". I don't have "sexy poses" mk. I don't actually pose for girls and go hey check me out I'm hot right? No ok just no. So the 3 other guys did there discusting "poses" [its actually really gross when ure in back and all you see is they're asses ok] and all I did was smile and change seats.. I know its lame but like I said, I don't do "sexy poses" kthanks. Anywho, when round 4 comes up some really really REALLY hot girl shows up on stage and the guy says; Ok guys your fourth challenge is that you have to dance with her. First thing that came to mind, what the hell thats so easy, until the host showed us what kind of dance we had to do with her a.k.a. grind with a girl you don't know fun.. not really no. So anyway we dance and I was shy and I lost. Moving on. The last challenge was that the girl you danced with had to guess your age. First guy was 27 she said 34, second guy was 23 she said 29, third guy was 16 she said 21, me 18, she said 23. I think she needs glasses but what ever. So it was a tie between me and the 16 year old and what do they pick as a tie breaker? Take your shirts off! YAY. I kissed people I don't know, I looked like a fucking moron while dancing with a girl I don't know and now I have to get half naked infront of everyone! J-O-Y. Who the fuck do you think they picked. Yay me. So I won more alcohol but I gave the bottle to the 16 year old so what ever. After that we went to the bar and I don't know what happened after that.

[Le sang des enfants, des petits coeurs battant, le sange de vos parents, le sang des innocents, the blood of your family, le sang de mes soeurs, le sang de mes freres, blood of your family, autant de sang sacrifier pour de l'argent blood of an other, bloof of the people how can you live off the blood of an other. Le Sang Des Innocents - Pamela Lajoie Ft. Akon]

We woke up at 6am [yeah it surprised me too that I actually got up], went to eat and bla bla bla. At 8:30 a bus would come pick us up to go on a catamaran so that we could go visit places and all. So at 8:15 we were in the lobby just in case the bus got there earlier. So the times goes by and its 8:30 now and theres alot of busses that passed by but it was never our bus so we waited. 9 still no bus, 9:30 still no bus, 10 still no bus, 10:11 the bus gets there. Let me remind everyone that I got up at 6 fucking am so that we wouldnt miss the fucking bus and its almost 2 hours late. Kinda pissed off. Anyway we get on the bus and go pick up other people at the other hotels and all then we head to where the catamaran is. When we get there the guy is like our boat is full but there were no other boats in sight and I didn't wake up at 6am to get told sorry YOU are late and theres no more place and I sure as HELL did not pay 198$ to get told that I wasn't going on there mother fucking boat. But then since I'm half blind with my glasses Ashlee shows me an other catamaran close to where we were and thats the one we would get on. P.S. Ours was the nicest boat it was super clean and all it was pretty cool. So being late might have its advantages sometimes. Anyway we get on the boat and the captain starts talking in spanish. Everyone on the boat was like um dude english or french we don't talk spanish[there were 25 people on the boat it wasn't just us 4 lol]. Then hes like ok well first place were going to go to is at 1 hour from here and we are gona go snorkeling so we were all cool with it so we left the dock and bla bla bla. The boat was really cool it has seats for everyone you could go tan in the front on the cord things[idk what its called] but Ashlee and I turned it into a trampoline anyway, there was a bar, some really good food, you could sit on the side of the catamaran and let your feet like "float" in the air or what ever you wanna call it but um when your tall your feet don't "float" they touch the god damn water. But I don't know what kind of fishes are in that water so if I wanted my feet to be in the air I had to sit in the most uncomfortable positions ever so I just went back to my trampoline instead. That was useless info but what ever, when we got to the place where we would go snorkeling there was like nothing there. It was in the middle of the ocean or where ever we where. Then the guy decides to throw a piece of bread in the water. I have never seen so many fishes in the same place in my whole life. So the captain goes ok who wants a life jacket? Smart me doesn't take one and just jumps in the water with a mask and all. 5minutes later who comes back on the boat for a life jacket? Me! Felt stupid but I'd rather feel stupid then drown. So anyway after getting a life jacket I jumped back in the water and I didn't wanna get out of it after. So the captain goes ok Jordan, Ashlee and Henry [its like at school, if your teacher, or in my case captain, knows your name before everyone else's name... your kind of a "trouble" maker and you know hes probably going to be on your case for the whole trip] you have to get out now we are going to go eat and the shack is 30mins away from here so we have to move now. Yes the guy actually said SHACK and not RESTAURANT. Going to eat food in a restaurant sounds good, going to eat food in a fucking shack.. not so much. Anyway we get there and its actually a really nice place. Its on a random island its all outside, the beach is beside where you eat, the food was good and we had 1 hour after our meal to go swimming and all. The only negative thing that I found to this beach is that, A FUCKING CRAB SNAPPED MY FOOT. When your swimming and you have your friend on your shoulders and your foot gets snapped by a fucking crab, YOU KINDA PANIC AND RISK HURTING EVERYONE. I dropped Ashlee [in the water no worries] I literally ran out of the water and started yelling. Imagine this, your eating you see people having fun then all of a sudden some random guy drops his friend but not in a oops sorry I didn't do it on purpose way, starts running out of the water while yelling, you would laugh. I'm sorry but I would actually laugh at myself if someone had taped that. Anyway it turned out that I really got snapped and I had to get stitches. I'm joking, I got snapped but a did the trick pretty easily. Oh and because of me alot of kids didn't want to go back in the water or alot of kids were looking for crabs[LOL]. So after our 1 hour is up, we get back on the boat and the captain says ok our next activity is swimming with the dolphins, never seen so many sparkles in so many kids eyes. So we get to the dolphin place and the guy that works there makes us go 10 people at a time to pet them and all. You had to climb down a ladder to go in the water and you would end up on a platform where your group of 10 was and those 10 people had to form a line, a one beside the other, and the dolphins came up to us and let us pet the and bla bla bla. Then the guy goes stick your face out one by one and the dolphin is going to kiss your cheek, so everyone gets a kiss and all but when it got to Ashlee it actually kissed/licked her, wich made everyone laugh obviously and the instructor goes haha I think he likes you, I was fucking laughing like mad and when I was finally done the dolphin gets to me and instead of kissing me it spits water at me and the instructor goes are you her boyfriend? I go no I'm her bestfriend and hes like ok he thinks your her boyfriend thats why he spit water at you. Swear to god dolphins are smart. Anyway that dolphin leaves and an other one comes to see us and its the girl. Same case scenario stick ure face out and yada yada yada when it gets to Ashlee it spits water at her and it kisses/licks me. So a guy dolphin likes Ashlee and hates me, and a girl dolphin likes me and hates Ashlee wich is really hilarious if you picture it all happening. After our turn everyone else goes and bla bla bla. We get back on the boat and head for the dock but like half way there the captain stops the boat and goes ok listen up people I think we had a great day, well beside the fact that Jordans a hand full[so not true :\], and I think that we should dance! and he puts on Follow The Leader by The Soca Boys fucking loud and starts dancing. I'm like meh fuck it lets go, so I grab Ashlee and we start dancing so everyone follows and since I'm cool I started a conga line[true story] and E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E followed. So yeah it was pretty cool, so the songs over everyones like yay we had a good day and we leave. We get back to the dock, get on the bus and go to our hotel. When we got to the hotel we went to our rooms to take a shower and all but um, after my shower I sort of maybe kinda fell asleep while Ashlee was taking a shower and apparently when she say me sleeping she didn't want to wake me up so she just layed down with me and fell asleep too. So we didn't eat diner and just slept for the whole night.

[She said hurry up grab ya shoes, hurry up, grab ya clothes, hurry up, cause my mans comin home, she said hurry up, hit the street, hurry up, disappear, hurry up, ya gotta get outta here baby hes crazy believe me he'll kill you leave your number I'll call you whatever but you need to hurry up. Hurry Up - Ne-Yo]

Wake up at 9[reasonable time], get dressed, eat and bla bla bla. Since we did something the day before we decided to go to the beach so we got to our rooms to change and the thing I love about being on vacation is that you don't have to wear shoes in the hotel. Its that clean. No one wore shoes anyway it gets stupid when you go from the beach to your room back to the beach to the hotel with shoes you know. So yeah anyway we all walked around with no shoes and I found that pretty cool. Anyway we get to the beach and theres still no one there. Ashlee and I wanted to go ask [again but without failing] but Henry said that it was useless to send two losers who get easily distracted so me and him went instead. When we got to the hotel we stopped at the bar because Henry was thirsty but a girl that works at the hotel said that in 5minutes there was a soccer game that was going to start and that everyone could play. So instead of asking what was going on we went to play soccer. The teams were adults vs kids[kids as in 3 to 12 year olds] and the referee was the girl that I danced with 2 nights before. So that made it extremely awkward. Anyhow since I'm cool I decided to team up with the kids team and we won so were pretty cool. When the girl was like asking every kids name she gave them nicknames[I don't know why] and when she got to me she was like Jordan the sexy boy. Did it make things even more awkward? YES IT DID. Retard. Anyway when I got over that useless nickname we went to the bar to get the girls something to drink since we've been gone for 2 hours and when we the guy asked me what I wanted hes like ohh hey its sexy boy. AHAHA no. So we went back to the beach and when we finally spotted Ashlee and Krissy that 67 year old guy was still after Ashlee! When Krissy say us she was like JORDAN FUCK HURRY UP! So I ran and the old guy like "ran" away when he say me. So I saved Ashlee from getting rapped by an old man[LMFAO :)]. Oh by the way since the kids won at soccer we all won chocolate bars and not alcohol. Made me happy. So yeah anyway after I saved Ashlees life we stayed at the beach for a while then went back to the hotel took showers, ate and bla bla bla. After diner we went outside to see the other show because that night it was Miss ____[still don't remember sorry]. But theres one thing that Ashlee had forgot, she pushed me when it was the Mr. ____ and I forgive but I don't forget. So when it was time to pick 4 girls guess who got carried onstage. Ashlee! The competitions were the same things as we did and Ashlee won. After that we went to the bar and I don't know what happened after that. Yeah, thats kind of what happens when everything is free...

[Remember telling my boys that I'd never fall in love, love, love, love you used to think I'd never find a girl I could trust, trust, trust, trust and then you walked into my life and it was all about us, us, us, us but now I'm sitting here thinking I messed the whole thing up, up, up, up been a fool, girl I know didn't expect this is how things would go maybe in time, you'll change your mind now looking back i wish i could rewind because I can't sleep til you're next to me no i can't live without you no more oh I'll stay up til you're next to me (to me) til this house feels like it did before because it feels like insomnia ah ah, feels like insomnia ah ah feels like insomnia ah ah ah, feels like insomnia ah ah. Insomnia - Craig David or Jeff]

Wake up at 6am again because that day we decided to take the Havana tour. Again we got dressed and did normal things that normal people do. At 8:15 we were in the loby and at 8:30 the bus was there! It was a miracle. Anyway we got on the bus went to pick up people at other hotels and yada yada yada. Havana is 2hours away from our hotel and our tour guide was talking history for two hours while I was listening to my iPod. Faithfull iPod[<3]. Anyway when we finally got to Havana our tour guide was like keep your hands in your pockets, Jordan hide your ipod[HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW MY FUCKING NAME WHEN I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING TALKING NOR MOVING?!], ladies if you have a purse zip it up or clip or or w.e because here people get very close and things might end up in someone elses pocket. We got off the bus and my hand never let go of my ipod in my pocket, N-E-V-E-R. We went to a museum that was actually a house before being a museum and it was so nice. The people that lived there were like kings and queens and all so it was pretty cool. We went inside the dinning room and at the end of the table there was this really tall chair and our guide was like that was the kings chair bla bla bla. I was like king? I'm a king in my head so lets go. So I sat down in the chair and a girl that was on our bus was like wow Jordan that really fits you. Go me! Anyway when we got to the bedroom the bed was effing huge. I don't know why but I like jumping on beds so when I was giving myself a swing to get on it [yeah it was that huge] our tour guide was like Jordan don't even think about it. She ruined everything! Oh the fun I would have had. Anyway when we got to the bathroomthere was the nicest bathtub ever. It was tall really spacious and there was a lion head like statue on the wall and the water came out of the lions mouth. It was really nice. So I was like ok people I'm taking a bath get out. Everyone laughed at me and the girl that talked to me while I was sitting on the kings chair was like haha Jordan your so funny and walked away. I was like haha I know and ure so weird. Sadly she didn't hear me but what ever. So anyway we leave the museum we get back on the bus and we leave to go eat. We get to a restaurant and theres people playing music inside and the guy comes to our table, stands next to Henry and keeps going; Hey amigo pesos, pesos. Henry was like dude no I'm eating I'm not giving you any money. And the guy never left our table until we got up and left. Cuban people are so weird. After our special meal.. we went to the flee market where everyone is like oh wow your shirt is nice I'll buy it, oh wow your necklase is nice I'll but it, oh wow I'll buy this and that and bla bla bla. So after that fourth time that someone touched my necklase I got fed up and left. We had one hour to shop and I still had 30minutes before everyone came back to the bus but I seriously got fed up so I went in the bus and fell asleep. When we were at our hotel Ashlee woke me up and told me that we were at the hotel I was seriously lost. One minute your in Havana wich is two hours away and the next minute your at your hotel. It was weird but what ever. So we got off and everyone else went to bed except for me since I had slept for a good 3hours in the bus. So I went to the bar and made some friends and hung out with them for a while then got bored with them and went to bed.

[Everytime you come aroundme I lose the words to say I wonder how you feel about me everytime you come around it feels so good I didn't wanna fall inlove but I couldn't fight love. Can't Fight Luv - K-Young]

This was our last days in cuba. We had to check out at 12 and we had until 10:30pm to get enjoy the beach. So we woke up at 7, got dressed packed our shit and checked out. But seriously I didn't want to carry my suitcase to the beach so the guy lent us a hotel room for the day so we could put our stuff there and go take showers and all when ever we wanted to. Surprising thing is that it was free.. Anyway after we left our stuff in the room we went to the beach and seriously it was F-U-C-K-I-N-G boring. Until this very nice man came up to us and was like you 4 seem like surfers theres really nice waves 1 hour from here I could take you there I'm teaching people how to surf in one hour. So we all agreed to go and 2 hours later we got to this really nice beach and the waves were really good. So we rented surfboards and went surfing for 5 hours. When we were done he brought us back to our hotel and we gave him 200 pesos for being a "good sport". So we get in the loby and everyones like Hi Jordan, Oh hey it's sexy boy. I was so happy to be leaving, seriously. Anyway we went to the beach and stayed there for a while. When we got bored of the beach, wich took about 5mins but we stayed longer because we had nothing to do, we went back to our "rented room" to take showers and all. When we came back downstairs we brought our suitcases with us and everyone was like oh no there leaving, Jordans leaving, the two hot girls are leaving. It was weird. Anyway we left our stuff in the lobby because everyone else did that and they actually take good care of your stuff. So we went to eat we said bye to a couple of people that we talked to while we were there and they all took pictures with us[with they're cameras obviously since mine got stolen*&^%$#]. After we were done saying bye to everyone it was like 9 so Ashlee and Krissy went to the lobby to talk and Henry and I went to play pool. The game lasted like 20minutes he won and we went back to the lobby and sat down with the girls. So its 9:20 and our bus came to pick us up at 10:30. So I decided to go buy an internet card wich is 5pesos. I got on the computer and it said that there was a connection problem. I was like ok they'll just give me my 5pesos back no problem. I went to the front desk and I was like look you just sold me and internet card and theres a problem with your connection so I'd like my money back please. The girl goes oh well it's not my fault that theres a problem with the connection I can't give you back your money. Let's just remember one thing, unless your name is Carlee, fighting with me is useless because you'll never win. So I was like haha you are giving me my 5pesos back you sold me that card knowing that there was a problem with the computers. If I would have stayed one more night I wouldn't even be bugging you right now but I'm leaving tonight so I want my money back. She's like well I'll call my boss I was like call the friggen pope if you want to I just want my 5pesos back. After 10mins of arguing with the girl her boss shoes up and shes like sir would you like to use my computer for two minutes? I was like what the hell no! I payed for 30minutes not 2 minutes and she kept telling me that it wasn't there fault and that I should just use her computer for 5minutes. So I started to get really pissed off so I put the internet card on the counter, went behind the counter, opened the cash register, took 5pesos and left. Cept that 5minutes later I was like um Jordan your not in canada if they decide to call the cops your done for. But they never did so what ever. When 10:30 finally came our bus was there and we left for the airport. when we got to the airport we went threw everything you usualy have to go threw. It was 11pm and our plane left at 2am and we were stuck in the airport. Being stuck in an airport with nothing to do for 3 hours is hell ok. But I found a shop so I stayed there for a while and bought myself a shitload of cookies with my 5pesos, so haha on you hotel woman.

[She rides up in my carrera feels me, she wants me, she holds me, her bodys like the Sahara so soft and so curvy revealing shes looking in the mirror her eyes catch me watching and flirting she rides up in my carrera she feels me, she wants me, she holds me. Carrera - Karl Wolf]

It's 1am and everyone is really getting fed up with all the waiting so Henry got up and went to buy a deck of cards. I got up and asked everyone in the airport[there was only our flight left in the airport] if they wanted to play cards with us. Not one person said no unless they were sleeping[no I didn't wake them up to play cards no worries]. So everyone pitched in and gave us money to go buy more then one deck of card to play poker. So imagine this, were 65 people playing poker on the floor in an airport at 1am. Everyone was tired and cranky but poker actually helped everyones moods. I kind of felt proud of myself for helping out 65 people with there moods all at once. When they called our flight on the intercom we all kept a deck of cards and went on the plane. So the plane takes off and they close the lights so that everyone can sleep. I asked for a pillow like 7 times and they never gave me one, me and my friends weren't sitting together, Ashlee couldn't sleep ither so we started making sign language to get unbored and when I finally fell asleep the flight attendant was like sir would you like something to eat? NO I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO EAT I WANNA SLEEP AND YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP! Stupid fucking retard. So after that I tried sleeping and it never worked. Joy. Cool thing about it was that our flight got to Montreal one hour earlier then it was supost to. So that was pretty amazing. When we got off the plane the first thing we did was get some Tim Hortons. Best ice capp I ever had.

[Outsmart me baby now I'm all crazy but I should be ashamed cuz I let you do me this way and its unfortunate that when you're inlove you never use the right side of your brain. Right Side Of My Brain - The-Dream]


So yeah that was my vacation! it only took me two weeks to write it all down but what ever it's done now! Hope your brains didn't turn to mush like mine almost did.

I'm here at the crossroad where my life is heading man, I don't know. Should I stay or should I go cause anything's better then what I've been through what I would give to get a sign from up above letting me know that everything would be ok I wish someone would pull me up from outta the mud will anyone out there to say to me I'm here, for you, don't worry cause I got you don't trip don't stress my life seems to be hanging over the edge. -Aliaune Badara Akon Thiam

I'm fed up with people. I'm fed up with not being able to feel good about myself because of someone else. I'm fed up of trying and getting told I failed even if clearly I didn't. I'm fed up with people telling me its not enough. I'm fed up of talking to selfish people. I'm fed up with dealing with people that pretend. If you don't want to hear about me anymore then just say it. Don't make my life a living hell just because you feel like it. You people don't realise how bad it hurts to have someone tell you your a failure everyday. And you people don't even realise that your the ones that are ruining me. Everyone gets fed up that I'm never in good moods for more then 1 or 2 hours but thats your own fault but yet again I'm the one everyone blames. I don't even know where the "happy" Jordan is anymore. Everyday he dies more and more and ofc no ones helping. Yeah I do have problems, No I don't want to tell you because I don't want people to pitty me even tho clearly the only thing you people would do is ither laugh or use all of my problems against me. Every morning I wake up and the first thing that comes to my mind is: Hope your keeping me here for a hell of a good reason mom. Every single morning thats the first thing I think about. You know when your trying to hold back tears your heart and throat feel all "blocked up" and really tight? Well thats how I feel pretty much everytime someone just talks to me. Just a hello makes my heart all tight because I know that somewhere in that conversation I'm ither going to be yelled at or told that I screw up everything. I'm sorry I'm not perfect. I'm sorry I can't solve all your problems. I'm sorry I don't talk about my problems. I'm sorry I changed. I'm sorry I even fucking try anymore. I'm sorry for everything. Friday at 9pm is where I should start relaxing and feeling "free" but I wont because you people wont let me. Everytime I even mention the word vacation all I get is yeah w.e leave me here with all these problems I can't handle on my own, w.e leave I hope you think about how crappy you being gone is going to make me feel, your only leaving because you know you have too many problems here and because your fucking weak. Like fuck seriously? What do I have to do to get a wow Jordan I'm really happy for you you get some time off you need it. JUST FUCKING FAKE IT IF YOU HAVE TO! I want to go on vacation because I can't stand being treated like shit. Can't I have one fucking week without being called a failure or without getting told that my life isn't worth anything?! When everyone else goes on vacation whats the first thing I say? Omg thats so cool I hope you have loads of fun. All I get is w.e I hope your plane crashes for fucking leaving me here. I already DO NOT want to come back because I already know that my problems are gona be patiently waiting for me but you all make it worse! Like I really really REALLY do not want to come back! I'm tired of everything you people do to me. I'm tired of feeling like shit 23 hours per day. I'm tired of being everyones fucking puppet! You people can't even be happy when I the job I need to get to where I actually want to be one day! Like fuck who gets a chance to work at Universal Music WITHOUT being a musician? Yet again e-v-e-r-y o-n-e finds a negative point about it. You can't go I'll miss you too much, You can't fucking do this to me you can't leave me here. Look I'm sorry but I want my life to start now. Not tomorrow not in a week not in a month, NOW. I didn't give it my all for 18 years to end up nowhere. I'm not gona stop giving it all ive got but I'm done being everyones bitch. Need money? Get a job. Got a problem? Go see someone that your actually going to respect for once in your life. Need a ride? Take the bus. Hungry and got no money? Well boohoo starve to fucking death. I don't care anymore, enough is enough. You all have 3 days left to ruin my life after that, good luck Jac cuz I'm out. Even when I come back your shit out of luck because your problems are your problems. My problems are my problems. And for people that I know are worth it Thank You for helping me, I'm sorry for being such a pain all the time, this text actually wasn't for you and I hope the "new new new new new etc me" will make you as happy as he'll make me.

Thats all I had to say.
Have a blast for the next 3days.

Free alcohol, free food, sun, beach, swimming with the dolphins, partying with cuban people, all nighters, shopping, surfing and sleeping sometimes. Maybe I'll move there and like do that until I die. Oh my god thatd be amazing. But nah. One week of pure F-U-N. Fucking hyped up just thinking about it!

Anyhow back to being serious.. "Serious" cuz uh me being serious rarely happens..[x1000].
Ashlee and I decided to invent our own kingdom. Its pretty awsome so yeah. I'm the King, Karinas the Queen[?], Ashlees a Princess, Jaysons the Jester, Krissys my servant and Henrys the peasent. Everythings cool cept say Jordan the King outloud and notice how it sounds just right lmfao.

Ashlee & Jordans Random Convo:
Princess: Banana
King: Pumpkin
Princess: Where do babies come from?[She knows thats just how random our convos get]
King: Santa brings them. Yknow the doll you get at christmas? Its gona be in your belly one day.
Princess: I bet if santa looses weight and shaves and dyes his hair hed be a hot motha fucka.
King: Probably
Princess: If you like pinacoladas and getting caught in the rain♪
King: Imagine they play that song while were on vacation
Princess: If they do we all have to order pinacoladas where ever we are
King: I can't
Princess: Why?
King: I'm alergic to pineapple it makes 30 times I tell you!
Princess: You fuck up the whole thing!
King: I know but I payed for you to go on vacation with us so zip it drama queen
Princess: Yes my king. Whats 30x5?
King: Wdf idk why?
Princess: Idk I just realised I didn't know the answer to that.
King: Lmfao random. Did you know that peanuts grew on plants?
Princess: No! I thought they were like in the ground like potatoes.
King: LMFAO wow Ashlee.
Princess: Well atleast I'm not stupid enough to ask if black people can tan.
King: It was a serious question!
Princess: She could have been offended by that Jordan.
King: Fuck I never thought about that.
Princess: Slowness.
King: Says someone who asked me the locker number atleast 50 times at school.
Princess: Oh please what was the number?
King: 122 its like my birthday.
Princess: Your birthdays the 12th of Feb?
King: NO! Its the 22nd of december!
Princess: Oh yeah.
SO YEAH thats random convos that Ashlee & I have for real like not on msn like face to face convo. Oh well shes fun to be around thats all that counts yeah know.

By the way people, whenever you complain for absolutely nothing like alot of people did today, how can you expect me to just sit there and say nothing? Like seriously since when do I let the opertunity of yelling at someone just pass by? Honestly you people need help more then I do. And since when do I let anyone have the last word? Seriously. So fighting with me is literally a waste of time because as long as I'm alive, you'll never ever win.

THE END FOR TODAY! :D
Go dark chocolate that helped me multitask even more then usual! WOOH!

P.S. Thats what happens to you when you fall asleep and your friends are at your house. My shoes are pretty bomb tho. Just waiting for the D&G ones to get here<3.
Link to the shoes I bought, JUST CLICK DAMIT THIS AINT ROCKET SCIENCE

P.P.S. If you go shopping with me one day and I try to buy sunglasses please don't let me. I think 51pairs are enough to be honest.. Thanks.

P.P.P.S. Lady Gagas fucking hot and her Paparazi video is heartbreaking since that moron tries to kill my woman.

Its worse then waiting for christmas seriously. When you know that in 8days your gona be on a beach with -1000 of people to care about it gets seriously fucking long. Plus the hotel I'm gona be in has a pool and theres like a bar in the pool and its open 24/7 and its free. *Hint Hint* So yeah anyway free food + free alcohol + a beach + surfing = Jordan like :)

[I'm a man by day and a superhuman by night if you act like you see my super powers if you think that you know me when youv only seen my good side. Alter Ego(Bad Side) - Justin Garner]

Anyhow my birthdays in like 145days but I already know what I want to do and what I want as gifts! Muahahaha
Since my grandpas cool [and since my grandmas gona force him to do it lmfao] mah birthday is going to be in a club in montreal that usualy costs 20$ for one fucking drink cept that night the place would be mine and the alcohol would be free! I'm turning 19 yet I make it seem like I'm turning 18.. not my fault my 18th birthday was a fucking joke. Anyway I'm gona have someone thats gona come out a cake for me! Muahaha!!!

[Shorty you got it you know it and I want it girl aint no emotion more beautiful then loving you shorty just tell me your down for the late night jazz all you gota do is tell me, tell me what you want from me baby cuz I know what it is that I want from you. Tell Me - Francisco]

Oh I know I already wrote about this but uh when I'm not on msn why do you talk to me? Like seriously my status is on away AND its written like sleeping or out BEFORE my name. Like sorry but seriously if you actually talk to me after its CLEARLY indicated that I'm not there then your pretty fucking blind and stupid.. But what ever thats your problem and not mine. P.S. Glasses and contact lenses were invented to help people with that problem. I should know I have some.

[I'll be your sunshine you can be mine youll be my windchime I got the rhyme we'll have a good time make up your mind. So Fine - Sean Paul]

Something I noticed yesterday is that Future Shop is fucking bullshit. No offence to people that work there but I'm never going to Future Shop to buy shit anymore Best Buy is my thing now. Like seriously Future Shop pays there employees on the amount of crap that they sell you. So obviously they'll sell you a bunch of bullshit just to raise there paycheck. Unlike Best Buy who pays there employees normaly. They actually sell you things you need. So I made a list cuz I'm bored.

Future Shop: __________________________________ Best Buy:
- Doesn't explain everything clearly______________- Explains everything with as many details as you need
- Sells you anything to raise there paycheck _____- Sells you shit you actually need
- Everything is done way too fast_________________- They take there time until you don't need them no _______________________________________________more
- Impossible to find someone that isn't busy______-Impossible to find someone that isn't busy

So in conclusion: don't go to Future Shop and don't go to nither of those stores if your in a hurry lmfao.

[I got one in my hip one in my sock you wouldn't understand if you aint from block shorty heard you need a thug in your life shorty cuz your man aint loving you right. Shorty - Akon Ft. Shank]

Well I aint bored anymore and I don't know what to say so thats prettymuch it for now. Enjoy

Its monday afternoon or so but for me its monday morning since i woke up at 11:57 and its 12:11. But anyway I wake up and the phone rings, obviously since I know how to live I answer it.
J: Hello?
T: What the fuck too you so long?
J: And who the hell is this?
T: Its Trevor, ure brother..
J: And why are you calling me?
T: You said we could hang out..
J: Um no I didn't actually

What Really happened that night:
T- We should do something just me & you.. Like old times..
J- Leave.

T: Oh well this I miss understood...
J: Indeed you did.
T: So wanna hang out?
J: No! What the fuck don't you understand in the word NO?
T: Jordan come on ure my little brother were family you have to forgive me!
J: First of all ure 1hr older then me so you aint got shit over me. Second I know were family but family doesn't fucking try to kill eachother and specialy not there "little brother". So no I won't forgive you and I never will.
T: You have dads attitude.
J: Good for me.
T: You hate dad.
J: Point being?
T: Doesn't that insult you?
J: Nope.
T: Ohk..
J: Bye

Here is a reason why I love my grandma;
Yesterday my family was over [the good side of my family] and my grandma gave me a bag with food in it but I didn't really look so I was like woohoo food k thanks! And put it in the fridge cuz she told me to.[the woohoo food wasn't sarcastic I was 100% happy to get food] So Anyway I got hungry and I was like oh yeah grandma gave me some grub yesterday so I looked in the fridge and she did she give me? CAKE BATTER!!! See how awsome she is. Who feeds there kids a WHOLE bowl of cake batter? So yeah my grandma is amazing!

Have a nice day without chocolate cake batter. :]

STORY TIME!

*Theme Song* [I actually should make a theme song.. oh well next time]

I don't feel like writting names all over again so deal with what I give you people.
Things written in this color means someone thinking & not saying something outloud.

_Door rings_
1- Time to die. Woohoo.
_Opens door_
1- Hi..
2- Move.
3- Hi 1 I'm 3.
1- Nice meeting you 3.
2- Don't look at my girl.
1- Hmmk..
3- Oh don't mind him hes like that with everyone.
1- Oh so you think.
_Door rings again + Opens door_
1- Hi..
4- Hi 1..
1- Come in..
4- Thanks..
_Someone randomly comes into 1's house_
1- Hi 5!!!<
5- Hi 1! Thank you for doing this I think we really needed it.
1- Hmm no problem.. Can't guarantee the foods gona be good but yknow atleast I tried..?
2- 10$ says you fucking poison us like before.
1- Aw thank you for having faith in me 2 maybe I will poison someone but just you.
2- Like you would succeed in doing anything 1. Your fucking useless to everyone.
3- Oh my god shut up hes you're fucking brother for crying out loud!
1- You don't have to protect me.
3- I want to protect you.
1- Thanks..?

Alot of other people come in the house and all. Everyone sits down at the table and 1 serves food.
2- 3 take a bite first.
1- LOL scared I'll poison you huh?
2- No but you're childish mentality would.
4- Look whos talking.
2- Since when are you on his side?
4- Just eat the fucking food.
1- Wdf?
5- Please behave its the only time we have as a family!
1- Sorry..
6- So how are you 1? We never hear about you anymore.
1- You only noticed now? Smooth. I'm pretty good.. I got a job in NY and I guess I'll be moving there in 2 months.
7- Whats the job prostitute? Hahaha
1- No I wouldn't want to steal your job.
7- Fuck you.
1- Thought so. No I'm actually going to be someones assistant for a while.. Until I can get to a higher level.
2- HAHA You being someones bitch again. I'm shocked.
4- Dude leave him alone atleast hes doing something with his life unlike you.
2- Why the fuck are you deffending him.
4- Because I fucking feel like it just chew your fucking food and shut the fuck up.
8- So 1 how did you find that job..?
1- Wow it talks.. Internet.
2- Yeah cuz thats where he spends most of his fucking time.
1- No ones forcing you to stay here. Just get up and go to that tall white thing, turn the handle and don't come back.
5- Will you two stop! Talk like normal human beings, talk like a REAL family!
1- What family?
2- 1 isn't family.
8- Yes he is and you damn well know it and so does everyone else at this table does!
1- I'll um be right back..
2- Why you gona go cry like usual?
1- No I'm gona go outside before I hurt you. Enjoy your food.

1 goes outside and "relaxes" then goes back 20mins after and sort of hides behind a bookshelf to hear everyones conversation.
2- Fuck you I'm out of here I can't stand this fucking family anymore!
3- SIT THE FUCK DOWN. HES YOUR BROTHER AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HURT HIM LIKE FUCKING CRAZY AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALISE IT. 2 if you leave I'm out of you're life for good.
5- I came here to try to fix this family. This wasn't 1's idea to do this it was MY idea. 2 try to act normal for once in your life. 7 say an other word and you will never see youre brother ever again. You said you missed him but all you do is screw him up more every time so start acting like you care!
1- Is the food good..?
6- Yes its very good 1 did you make it?
1- Hmm sort of..
8- Sort of?
1- My friend helped.. but I did the biggest part I guess..
2- Did you kill the chicken? Probably not since your fucking weak.
3 literally slaps 2 infront of everyone.
1- LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That wasn't needed.. LOL FUCK YEAH IT WAS DO IT AGAIN.
5- That REALLY wasn't needed.
3- I'm sorry but I had to.
1- You're my new bestfriend :)
2- I'm sleeping on the couch aren't I?
4- Everyone knows you are now.
1- LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OHMFG LOLLLLLLLLLLL
8- 1 your place is really nice.
1- Thanks..
8- Does anyone live with you?
1- No its just me myself and I haha..
7- Awh why don't you have a girl? Oh yeah youre too much of a fucking fag to have one.
1- You'd be surprised.
7- ...?
1- Nothing.
8- Do you have a girlfriend..?
1- Its complicated haha..
2- Just say that you don't so we can move onto someone else's life.
1- SMACK HIM
3- Oh you are deffenatly sleeping on the floor now.
1- Sorry 2 but whats going on in my life is too complated for you.
2- Excuse me?
1- What you deaf now? I said your too fucking retarded to understand my life.
2 gets up to try to scare 1. 1 gets up also. 2 realises that 1 isn't scared of him anymore and sits back down.
1- Uhuh.

So the night goes on and they talk about something that wont make people fight.
5- Well this was really good 1. We should do this more often.
8- Deffenatly :)
1- Don't count on it. Maybe..

Everyone leaves cept 4.
4- 1 I'm sorry for what I did to you.
1- How do you want me to forgive you?
4- I don't know but were family and we should forgive each other.
1- You want me to forgive you for trying to kill me more then once?
4- Yeah..
1- Don't count on it.
4- 1 come on get over it!
1- I think you should leave. Fast.
4- I'm not leaving until you say that you forgive me.
1- Well then welcome to your new home. Fuck off seriously.
4- 1 I'm sorry! What more do you want from me??
1- I want you to leave 4. I only did this for 5 if you would really be sorry you would have came here on your own you wouldnt have waited this long.
4- You wouldn't have opened the door.
1- I wonder why.
4- I'm sorry.
1- Please leave.. now..
4 gives a hug to 1 [wich really fucked up 1's mind cuz its the first time 1 & 4 hug in about 6 years..]
4- We should do something just me & you.. Like old times..
1- Leave.
4- Ok. I'm really sorry. Thank you for the invitation.
1- I'm not the one that invited you.
4- Well then thanks for letting me in.
1- Bye.
4- Bye.

Great story right?!
Crappy part is that its a true story that happened tonight.

1 - Jordan D. aka me.[You prob guessed that already but w.e]
2 - Deejay D. aka my older brother.
3 - Janice K. aka Dj's girlfriend.
4 - Trevor D. aka my twin brother. [mhmm..]
5 - Alissia P. aka my grandma
6- Idk his name aka my sort of granddad
7- Torrie D. aka my older sister
8- Viky O. aka Trevors girlfriend.

So yeah my other "siblings" didn't show up but I don't really give a shit.
I know I aint great at telling stories but I don't know I just had to get it off my chest. Plus it makes a "good" story for my blog..? Well what ever hope you'll enjoy it.

Who's the one person that can hurt your feelings the easiest?
My Siblings but thats what they live for now.

Ever been called a player?
Indeed I have.

What are you doing?
This thing since I'm bored outa my mind.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Sort of.

Three hours ago, were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
Lol yeah but not in a sexual way.

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Not wearing a shirt.

How are you feeling?
I don't know actually.

Last person who told you things were going to be okay?
Too many people who don't know wdf there talking about.

Recently kissed anyone with the name starting with a T?
No.

Where were you at midnight last night?
Where I am right now.

Are you more excited to get married or have children?
Have children.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
FUCK YEAH. God damn piercings.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Nope.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Hell no.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Already got some lol.

If someone you hated died, what would you do?
Depends who it is.

When was the last time you were sick?
Last night.

Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
Hmm yeah.

Do you have trust issues?
People tell me I do so prob.

What was the last drink you had?
Ice capp<3

Do you have a bad temper?
LOL yeah.

Do you still speak to any of your classmates from elementary school?
Yeah<3

Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
Deep inside yeah.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Big time.

What color are your eyes?
Right now brown cuz of my contacts but under that there grayish blueish greenish.

Do you have a little sister?
Not anymore...

Do you like Taylor Swift?
Hell no.

Do you like to wear flipflops?
On vaca yeah besides that no.

Last nap?
Yesterday lmfao falling asleep in a pool aint all that people so don't do it.

Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
Alot of things.

When was the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't?
5mins ago.

Have you ever been called heartless?
Many times.

Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
No.

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Mhm.

Did they mean it?
Probably.

When was the last time you were disappointed?
Everyday of my life.

Is there anyone who doesnt like you?
Shitload of people.

What does your last text message say?
Lmfao who Stephanie?

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
No. Last year I was happy..

Do you laugh a lot?
I don't know I don't really notice those things.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Nope.

You sleep a lot?
Meh.

If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?
Not really no.

Do you like to cuddle?
Who doesn't.

What do you currently hear?
Girl you get them angel eyes.
Angel Eyes - Play-N-Skills Ft. Akon

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Nope.

Ever liked someone that you didn't think you stood a chance with?
Still do.

Is someone on your mind right now?
Yeah.

Were you mad about the way you woke up this morning?
Hmm sort of.

Who is all under "j" in your contacts in your cell phone?
Jameeca
Jason P.
Jason R.
Jay
Jay D.
Jay Jay
Jay L.
Jayla
Jayleene
Jayson
Jeffy
Jenifer
Jenn
Jennafur
Jennifer
Jess
Jessica
Joanee
Joanie
Joany
Joanna
Joannie
Joanny
Jordan A.
Jordan C.
Jordan C.L.
Jordan F.
Jordhan
Jordy
Jordane
Jordanee
J-P
J-P Da. [Fucking Dahout esti XD]
J-P Du.
J-P Lacombe
J-P Lassale

Who was wearing yellow today?
Ashlee.

What's the most interesting thing that happened to you to today?
I realised I had too many contacts on my phone.

If someone hit you, what would you do?
Hit back.

Do you know anyone whose name starts with a Z?
Zach

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Jayson.

What would you do If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong and that he/she wanted you back?
Too bad so sad.

When is the last time you touched drumsticks?
2 years ago.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yeah.

Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Probably.

Has anyone ever sang to you?
Yeah. Sort of weird.

Who do you text the most?
Karina

First person to text today?
Kary since apparently waking me up is fun.

What is your favorite color?
Green.

Do you like your parents?
My mom yeah my dad no. Hate him with a passion.

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Eat.

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
Both thats why I don't enjoy getting told I'm good looking.

Are you flexible?
Yup.

What is the last letter of your middle name?
O. maybe I should read the questions right next time.. -.-'

Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
My gray jogging pants since its the last thing my mom gave me.

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
One way plane ticket with the girl that owns my heart.<3

Are you left handed?
No.

What is the last thing you thought about?
Am I left handed?

How do you wanna die?
Cancer.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Lol yeah. Fell a shitload of times too.

Do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yeah >.<

Aside from waking up, what was the first thing you did this morning?
Opened the tv.

What is the last thing you spent money on?
Ice capp lmfao.

What are you craving right now?
An other ice capp >.<

Do you think you're a hoe?
LOL wdf no.

Could you ever be friends with someone who hurt you badly?
Already am.

Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Indeed.

How often do you drink water?
Once every month or two..

Do your initials spell out a word?
JMEDDL. Awh no :(

What do you do when you're having a bad day?
Yell at people for nothing.

Was this new years enjoyable?
No.

Let's test your memory, what were you wearing during your last kiss?
Jogging pants + socks lol.

What color hoodie did you wear last?
Yellow. Wearing it now :)<3

Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now?
No.

Is your hair currently it's natural color?
Yup.

Would you hug the last person you hugged again?
Indeed. Go for dogs<3

Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point that isn't around anymore?
Yeah..

What is on your mind?
My mom.

How's your heart lately?
Health wise fine, any one way, not great at all.

Last thing you touched not computer-related?
My pants? lol

If you could bring dolls/figurines to life, would you? If so, which ones?
Yeah, my Buzzlightyear one.

Personal stylist, chef, or security?
CHEF<3<3<3<3<3

You could be on any reality TV show, which one do you choose?
Big Brother :}

If your parents got divorced, would you want them to re-marry?
FUCK NO. I'd want to see my dad become a hobo & my mom get married to some awsome dude that can actually be a father figure to 10kids. Now less.

Which video game character would you want to be?
Baby Mario :$

If you lived inside a movie, which would it be?
The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Are you afraid of losing the person you like right now?
Very.

Feelings right now?
Tired & feeling useless like usual. Woohoo.

3rd day of feeling like a total waste of space. Yayyy.

Woke up with my hands full of blood and I really didn't know where the hell it came from. Couple of minutes ago I took a shower and when I grabbed the soap my hands started hurting like fucking crazy so obviously I looked at them and there full of cuts. Like deep ones too. But when I went to bed I didn't have them.. So I don't know what the fuck I do when I'm asleep but seriously, ouch. Like seriously every finger has a minimum of 3 cuts and I really don't know what the hell I did so its sort of freaking me out big time. Usualy when I fall asleep I don't move like at all. I'll fall asleep in what ever position and I'll wake up the next morning in the same posititon. So that makes things even weirder. But yeah besides that life still sucks so what ever.

Its odd to say but seriously I don't know who the hell I am anymore. Like I went to the store to get some food and some random girl was like oh hey I saw you on skyblog and your blogs really awsome and she kept talking to me and all I had to say was ok get a life and leave mine alone. Like seriously what the fuck is wrong with me?? Since when am I rude? Since when do I reject people? I'm seriously not the "man" [since aparently being 18 makes you a man(sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me tho)] I used to be. In a couple of weeks you'll call out my name and I wont even turn around because I won't even recognize my own name[calling me Jordan** won't work ither]. Or so it feels like it. Plus I made like 4 people cry today. I don't know if you people remember this but I used to be the one that would be on his knees if I made someone cry non intentionally and I made 4 people cry, on purpose. So yeah I pretty much I wish I was the old me again but I don't know I think he died a while back. Like soon to be 5 years back. Woohoo.

I called my future boss today and seriously I wish he could choke on his own saliva and drop dead. Technically I'm not his employee yet and hes already trying to boss me around. Sorry pall but I'm still free for 3 months. After that have a blast but before that I shall enjoy being free so fuck off. Plus I found out I wouldn't be just an assistant but literally a slave.
Jordan go get me some coffee.
Jordan call X person and schedule a meeting.
etc etc etc.
Like I said, literaly a slave. But if thats what it takes to get to the top then so be it. For now all it feels like is taking 2 steps forward to get kicked 3 steps back. The worst thing with this job is that I'm probably going to have to give my dogs away. To some people thats just like giving old barbies away but to me its seriously heartbreaking. Yeah 9 dogs is sort of hard to handle but you deal with it when there you're dogs. I don't want to give them away there like my best friends since human beings don't seem to be doing there job very well. Dogs listen, humans.. not so much. Obviously there not as helpfull as humans since they can't really give me there advice but when ever I feel like crap[like ive been feeling for the past 3 days now] they know it & they stay calm and its sort of comforting. So yeah if you don't understand how that feels then you seriously fail at life. Just saying you know.

I really wish I knew why my life turned out to be this way. Like I imagined that by the age of 18 I would be happy, that I would still have a functional family, that I'd have friends who actually don't just stop at looks or money or "fame", that I would have a girlfriend that would live next door or close enough that I could sneek in by the window at night. But obviously wishes only happen in movies. 11:11 wishes don't work, trowing a penny in a fountain doesn't work, shooting stars don't work, all that crap is just said to make you dream and all that what not but its all a bunch of bullshit. So yeah what ever if you believe in that, click click bang goes ure dreams. Yay.

The weather isn't helping anyones mood ither. Its summer and we have to wear jeans and a sweater because its ither raining or freezing outside. Summer? not so much. I thought it was global warming? Apparently not since its summer and were freezing. Usualy I sleep with 2 fans now how many fans? none. And I'm like my grand father it could be 20 outside and I could be melting[not sweating I'm not that discusting] but like seriously melting. Yay thanks for the italian blood. By the way I don't know why I talked about the weather but what ever its my blog don't bitch.




Old Jordan; Not so bad.
"New" Jordan: depressed
"New" Jordan: useless
"New" Jordan: hurt
"New" Jordan: feels betrayed
"New" Jordan: pathetic √



Thats about it. I think. Well what ever my blog, my words, my thoughts, my pictures. Don't like it? Why the hell are you still reading?

K like seriously I don't know if they ever invented a superhero that can go back in time but if so, WHY THE HELL CAN'T I HAVE THAT SUPERPOWER?! Heres why;

• If I wouldn't have opened my mouth to bitch at someone like usual, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE A F*CKING ASSISTANT. F*cking bullsh*t.

• If I would have studied MORE like I SHOULD have done I wouldn't have to endure 2 weeks of f*cking INTENSE math.

• If I would have REFUSED to take my sisters kids I'd still have my job at D-Tox but NOOOOOOOOOOO ofc not!

• If I would have helped my mom while she was sick MAYBE she'd still be alive but ofc not right just make my life more miserable then it already is.

• If I wouldn't be such a f*cking failure maybe my dad would have liked me but who cares right I was just a kid.

Note to every parent thats still alive;
Don't hate your kids for what they are & for what they look like. You don't know how bad it feels to know that one of your parents H-A-T-E-S your guts even tho you're there flesh & blood. Oh and commiting suicide in there mother f*cking rooms CAUSES SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE SO DON'T F*CKING DO IT. :@:@:@

• If I would have been smart I wouldn't be in Quebec anymore I'd be in London where all the GOOD people are not some f*cking "omg ure hot ure my new friend" carpetmunchers like here.

In conclusion: MOTHER F*CKING WASTE OF F*CKING TIME HOW F*CKING STUPID CAN THIS USELESS F*CKING PLANET BE WITH ALL THESE F*CKING C*CK SUCKERS LIVING WHILE ALL THE GOOD F*CKING PEOPLE ARE ALL F*CKING DEAD?! (*&^%$#@&*^%$@%*@^&%&$#*($&*^&@#%$


Me an assistant, SERIOUSLY?! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Aim low people. Aim so low that no ones gona give a sh*t if you fail or not.


AND wdf is up with you people?! All you ever do is try to be better then me like ure life is a bigger mistake then mine. Is ure mom dead? No. Did ure dad commit suicide in ure room? No. Did ure little brother die because some fucking dickhead doesn't know how to drive? No. Did ure sister die while giving birth? No. Did ure other sister get fucking shot and ended up dying, BY URE FAULT? No. Do ure 6 siblings H-A-T-E you because ure mom gave you ALL of her money in heritage(or how ever the fuck you spell that)? No. Did ure father ever beat you SO BAD that you had to get a metal plate in ure head to replace a part of ure fucking skull? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SO STOP SAYING URE LIFE IS SH*TTIER THEN MINE BECAUSE IT F*CKING ISNT. ALL URE LITTLE "ohmfg my bf left me, ohmfg my bf cheated on me, ohmfg my mom grounded me, ohmfg my dad got drunk and beat me up" EXCUSES TO TRY TO PROVE THAT URE LIFE IS SH*TTIER THEN MINE DO NOT WORK!!!! ATLEAST YOU CAN TALK TO YOUR PARENTS, HUG YOUR PARENTS, TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM BUT I CANT. ALL I CAN DO IS WAIT UNTIL I DIE TO "BE" WITH MY MOM AGAIN. SO F*CK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO TRY TO BE BETTER THEN ME IN A VERY F*CKED UP WAY.

Wow, I swear alot. Oh well. Enjoy feeling like sh*t if you recognize ureself in that lovely description.

even tho it makes like 20mins I did this article lmfao.

YEAH SO Lea ditched me for HILLARY DUFF mk thats fucking rude but what ever its Lea shes cool.

But anyway lifes a fucking bitch and I wish I was dead. Love life is completely useless now, failed school for the 3rd time, lost my job + fucked up a job interview. Yayyyy my lifes useless! Go me.

BUT I recently figured out that I'm actually my moms son & not my fathers son so thats fucking amazing news. I realised that because I keep ALL my fucking emotions on the inside until I blow up cuz I'n the kind of person that yells at someone without saying EVERYTHING that I want to say in fear of losing them so thats stupid but thats me I guess.

My friends mom is like my best friend now. Never met her but she seems pretty amazing. Plus shes black wich makes her supercalifragilisticexpialidociously awsome. YEAHH you know you wish your best friend was that bomb but she/he aint so better luck next time. But her daughters as bomb and more cuz her names KarinA not KarinE iight. And like yeah her tongues pierced and shes comming to quebec so shes bomber then her mom.

I GOT MY MICHAEL JACKSON TATTOO! Hurt like a mother fucking bitch but what ever its amazing bad. KICK ASS! Anyway Michael Jackson is still the best entertainer that ever lived.

Anyhow idk what to talk about and my pizza ish finally here so Ima ditch you losers for food. :)


P.S. Picture is Michael Jackson(for slow people). I feel inlove with that picture he looks like Willy Wonka and its oober amazingly nice. ENJOY!
P.P.S. I dont know if I'm the only one but listening to Michael Jacksons Man In The Mirror song is actually really hard to do.. Maybe I shouldn't have watched his funeral. Oh well..?