PROOF!

Heres the god damn proof that pretty much ALL of you retarded artists L-O-V-E Michael Jackson. So; FUCK YOU HATERS. Stop hating on him for nothing!

P.S. Akon & Omarion aren't included in the retarded part. :)
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# Posted on Thursday, 02 July 2009 at 5:19 PM

In memory of Michael Joseph Jackson.

I don't care if you people don't like him.
I don't care if you people judge him.
I don't care if you people judge me for doing this but to me;
Michael Jackson was and always will be a great man. With all the rumours and with everything hes done hes still my idol. I was getting ready yesterday and my friend was watching the news and my heart literally stopped when I heard that he was gone. I cried for real. Like seriously REAL tears came out of my eyes even if I don't know him personally. I wish I did know him because even if everyone thinks hes crazy hes still an amazing singer/person to me. Its really really heartbreaking because;
1- He was my #2 idol. [#1 is my mom<3[comment on my mom being my idol and sleep with both eyes open after]
2- He was starting his world tour or w.e.
3- I was supost to go see his show.
I seriously wanna go to his house and like idk just put 30000 flowers and candles and just anything I could find for him. It sounds weird but its "hard" to listen to his songs because I know that that awsome singer is not with us anymore, I won't ever get a chance to see/meet him, I wont even hear new songs by him. To me its seriously heart breaking. But I hate people that go omg hes dead *cry cry cry cry* when they only know Thriller, Bad, Billie Jean and all of his hit songs. I'm sorry but a real Michael Jackson has over 50 songs of his. Remix's included. So all you little omg hes gone i only like 3 of his songs fags can fuck off ok. People that really like him know ALOT about him. REAL fans LOVE his music with or without the rumours/shitty things hes done. Even if he was a pedophile, even if he actually put his kid over a balcony, hes still the King Of Pop. I heard someone say that he was the king of rock and I wanted to fucking punch him. King Of Pop = Michael Jackson, King Of Rock = Elvis Presley. Get your facts straight people. I know I always say that Akons my idol or The Dream is my idol but they're music was ALL based on Michael Jacksons style. Pretty much every R&B and Pop songs are "based" on Michael Jacksons creations. So even if you think you don't like him, you actually do when you listen to you're favorite R&B and Pop songs. Yknow Akons song Dangerous? ITS MICHAEL JACKSON SONG REDONE BY AKON. SO STOP FUCKING HATING ON MICHAEL JACKSON WHEN YOU ACTUALLY DO FUCKING LIKE HIM!

So yeah, Michael this was for you. I seriously think it wasn't you're time to go. 50 years old is way too young for you to leave us. "Wacko Jacko" or not you will always be the King Of Pop in my heart(sounds gay but its true). You were a great man and like I said before I would have LOVED to meet you. Just talking to you would be the best day of my life. Just knowing that you would have just said hi to me would be an "amazing" feeling. For weeks or months radio stations and TV channels will talk about you and play your songs but I'll stay loyal to you forever. My ipods cellphones and all those what nots with ALWAYS have minimum 20 of your songs in them just like usual. Rest In Peace Michael.

Biography that iiiiiiiiiiiii know and did NOT google like all of you other idiots will do;
Full Name: Michael Joseph Jackson.
Date Of Birth: August 29 1958
Date Of Death: June 25 2009
Parents: Joseph Jackson and Katherine Esther
Siblings: Jermaine, Tito, Rebbie, Janet, La Toya, Randy, Marlon and Jackie(idk if there in order but I only know that he was the 7th child(Michael)).
His Kids: Paris, Prince Michael I and Prince Micheal II
Career: He started out as the Jackson Brother(band that was created by Tito and Jermaine) as backup musicians then Michael started doing backup vocals then he was lead vocal with his rother Jermain and thats when they changed the name Jackson Brothers to Jackson 5.
Couple of years later he was in a movie or a play or something like that.
With the help of Quincy Jones his first solo album came out; "Off The Wall" .
Then he did 1 song for the E.T. movie(I don't remember wich one)
Then his Thriller album came out and it stayed 80 weeks in the Top10 Billboard thing.
In 1983 his signature dance move, The Moonwalk, was "created".
In 1984 he did a Pepsi commercial but something went wrong and his hair caught on fire wich caused him to have a 2nd degree burn.
In 1986 he starred in the movie Captain EO. Later that year he bought his pet monkey Bubbles and invented all sort of crazy stories to get some "attention" but then realised that that was a mistake so he stoped but reporters made up there own stories about him. You probably all think, like most people do, that he bleached his skin to be white but he didn't. He had lupus and virtigilo that made his skin really sensible to sunlight and his treatments were making his skin paler and paler each time. So stop thinking hes a wanna be white man because its not true.
In 1987 his third album was released; "Bad".
(idk what happened until 2000 sorry >.<)
In 2000 he was in the Guinness World Records for his support of 39 charities.
In 2001 his album "invicible" was realeased and to promote his CD he went onstage with his brothers for the first time since 1894(my brother was there(stupid fucking dipshit(my brother not Michael(I'm really jealous haha)))).
In 2008 was the 25th "brithday" of his Thriller album so he made a Thriller 25 with remix's and all that. In the US ONLY, 688 000 albums were sold making it the "it" album of 2008.
I bet you didn't know all that huh? Yeah thats why people can actually call me a REAL Michael Jackson fan.

(I'll put something about his death later on cuz idk I don't really feel like crying.. for the 3rd time...)

Michael Jackson/The King Of Pop:
†Rest In Peace. 08/29/58 - 06/25/09†



Sincerely yours;
Jordan, one of you're loyal fans.
# Posted on Friday, 26 June 2009 at 6:09 PM
Edited on Friday, 26 June 2009 at 6:31 PM

STUPID DAY! :)

Ever been sooooo embarassed that you wanted to crawl into a hole and die? Yeah me too and it happened today! Joy. I was at work and a song came on the radio(Akon obviously(Beautiful to be precise)) and me & my friend were singing & dancing but the radio fucked up on us so she stopped singing but I DIDNT CUZ I NEVER HEARD IT FUCK UP CUZ I WAS INTO MY FUCKING SONG! So 8 people were like fucking laughing at me cuz I kept singing as loud as the radio was and I was singing the part where Akon says; You're so beautifulllll. Yknow the longest part in the mother fucking song! So I looked like a fucking tool infront of everyone! But then this random guy comes in the store and hes like I heard you sing heres my card if you want to start your singing career. I was like um.. dude I was just singing for fun and I like fucked up infront of everyone I wasn't doing it to get known.. Then hes like well you're still really good and I hope you call because you could go far in life. I WANTED TO FUCKING DIE!!! Fail #1 of the day. So yeah I fucked up but I can sing really well.. Yay?

[I hope you prepared to be heartbroken forever cuz no one can be compared to me. Nobody can fuck you like I can or handcuff you like I can and youll be there when shit hit the fan like i can. Its All Up To You - Wisin Ft. Aventura & Akon] BEST SONG EVER!!!

Second major fuck up of the day;
I went to see my friend at my break and she works in a perfume shop or w.e and I really wanted to smell a perfume that was just randomly there. So i tried spraying it but it didn't work so I took the cream that came with the perfume and tought; Hey its the same thing so it probably smells the same thing. So I opened the thing and it fucking blew up in my face!! My friend was LAUGHING like FUCKING CRAZY and she was like Jordan you look like someone came in your face LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! BUT EVERYONE TURNED AROUND WHEN SHE FUCKING SAID IT! So now people think I walk around with fucking cum on my face! Fail #2 of the day. Thanks Jenny I'll get you back for that. :)>=[

[Im runnin keep gunnin im caught in a spider web wanna shout cant get out im caught in a spider web. Spider Web - Francisco]

Last fuck up of the day(the days not over so yeah..)?
My friends prom dress was ruined by her cats claws so she went dress shopping today and she asked me to go with her. So I went dress shopping instead of eating lunch(wdf me not eat?! I know -.-''). We get to the store and shes looking at some dresses and I decided to find the uglyest dress in the store and when I found it I started laughing and she came beside me and she was laughing too but then this girl starts crying and she goes; THATS MY PROM DRESS THANKS ALOT! I felt sooooooooooooooooooo fucking bad!!!!!!!! I still do but when it happened we wanted to run after her and apologize but her mom was like its ok I don't like it ither haha. Fail #3 of the day! We soooo fucked up Sabrina XD

[Topless like ferrari smooth like bacardi. Topless - Jackie Boyz. My version; Fit like ferrari smooth like bacardi. Mines better ^^]

So yeah that was my crappy day! Its not even over so I'm kind of like praying so nothing else happens lmfao. Have fun with that!

Oh yeah my hair dresser fucked up so my hair looks like a FUCKING MUSHROOM and I wanna die. >=[



Jordann
STUPID DAY! :)
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# Posted on Monday, 22 June 2009 at 6:57 PM

RAWR!

First things first;
I don't know who you people think you are but if you start bitching at me for no reason, I'll bitch back. I don't know WHY you people take a shit fit at me when who ever else fucked you over but again, its getting anoying because you ALL know that I don't shut the fuck up anymore. If you bitch at me for no reason you'll probably end up getting even more hurt then you were before you started bitching. So please stop before I lose it.

[Fuck the price on the tag just throw it in the bag. Throw It In The Bag - Fabolous Ft. The Dream]

Anyhow I'm going back to "school" and its kind of like 110% boring as hell. The courses are at night and I swear to god its the biggest bullshit I have ever heard in my entire life. This guy SERIOUSLY asked my math teacher how to multiply. I didn't mean to but I started laughing and I got kicked out of my class wich was even MORE hilarious. Then some random chick got kicked out of her french class so I made a new friend lmfao. Shes like 27 tho so its kind of weird to see a 27 year old woman get kicked out of class but what ever. Her names Tara and shes like effin' amazing! Shes 27 but shes 16 on the inside thats for sure lol. So thats pretty much why we get along. Plus she sends the most hilarious texts I have ever had. So yeah thats what happens when your 18yrs old and you fail at life!

[I should have known money couldn't match love. Love Vs. Money Part 1 - The Dream]

You know what is REALLY good? Old music and old movies. It makes like 2 weeks that I've been watching like old disney movies, even princess movies[idc what you people think so what ever lol] and like there so good! Its sort of stupid but there still good. I watched Toy Story like 50 times in 2 weeks haha. AND I watched Goofy movie or what ever its called and I fell inlove with a song called Stand Out by Tevin Campbell. Best OLD song you'll ever hear[for now]. Its my favorite part of the movie because I have always loved Goofy's kid Max and hes like imitating his favorite singer infront of his school and its like really cool but he like gets caught wich makes it hilarious cuz everytime I do something someone ither snitches or I just plain get caught. SO YEAH old songs & old movies = <3!

[You know I'm going all the way to the end to stand out above the crowd even if I got to shout outloud till mine is the only face you'll see gona stand out till you notice me. Stand Out - Tevin Campbell]

Something thats getting on my nerves more then anything else in the world is that in the morning when I put gone to work or what ever on my msn name 4 people ALWAYSSS talk while I'm not there! Like wdf can't you see that I'm AWAY?! Its fucking written WORKING and there stupid enough to talk! Like seriously wdf?! And its always the SAME people. They even make like 56782930485 way conversations and ADD me in it while I'm fucking AWAY. AND THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH!!! FIRST OF ALL WDF ARE YOU DOING ON MY MSN LIST IF YOU CANT SPEAK FRENCH OR ENGLISH?! WHY THE HELL DO YOU ADD ME?! Its always fucking Turkish morons that do it too!!! Like fuck seriously even if you can't speask english or french ITS FUCKING WRITTEN AWAY WHY DO YOU WASTE URE TIME AND TRY TO TALK TO ME WHEN I'M NOT FUCKING THERE?! Swear to god its getting like retardedly stupid.

[Somebody call 911 shawty fire burnin' on the dance floor woahhh i gota cool her down she want to bring the roof to ground on the dance floor woahh. Fire Burning - Sean Kingston]

Yeah so thats all I had to complain about for now! Well I gota alot of shit to complain about but I lost all inspiration haha.

[Cuz all that I want is silicon girl with silicon lips and silicon hair sha la la la la la your my silicon girl so come into my silicon world. Silicon World - Eiffel 65]

SUMMER 09'!
18 days<3



Jordann
RAWR!
# Posted on Tuesday, 09 June 2009 at 9:40 PM
Edited on Wednesday, 10 June 2009 at 7:19 PM

(*&^%$#@

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE FUCKING WANT FROM ME?!

WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU DOUCHE BAGS?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO MAKE EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW HATE ME IN ONE FUCKING WEEK?! NEXT TIME YOU FUCKTARDS HAVE A PROBLEM COME SEE ME AND WATCH WDF HAPPENS.
NEXT TIME YOU IDIOTS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL COME CRY ON MY SHOULDERS AND WATCH WHAT THE FUCK IS GONA HAPPEN. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING FULL OF YOURSELFS THAT YOU TURN YOUR BACKS ON ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON. BUT OF COURSE WHEN I SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP I'M THE ASSHOLE, I'M THE MONSTER. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DID I HELP EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU FAGGETS?! HOW MANY TIMES DID I BUY YOU ASSHOLES WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU WANTED BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY?! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DID I DITCH A FUCKING PARTY TO GO SEE ONE OF YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS TO CHEER YOU UP?! AND WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET IN RETURN? FUCK ALL, NOTHING, ZERO, RIEN, NADA, NIET, NOT A FUCKING THING.

WELL THANKS ALOT ASSHOLES. NEXT TIME SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH YOU GUESS WHAT ILL SAY; FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
AND TRY TO CALL ME A MONSTER OR A SELF CENTERED PRICK OR AN ASSHOLE AFTER THAT. JUST TRY. YOU WONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING LIVE AFTER THAT.

I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FUCKING LIES YOU FUCKING BACKSTABBING, MONEY SNATCHING, ASS KISSING, COCK SUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!

YOURS TRULY;
JORDAN DELCADORE
# Posted on Tuesday, 12 May 2009 at 7:04 PM

Click hurr

OKAY since I'm ooberly bored and since its 10:05 am and since theres NO ONE fun on msn i decided to write everything thats on my ipod HERE! Cuz I'm just cool like that kty.

A
A.R. Rahman Ft. Nicole Scherzinger
ABBA
Above All Else
Acceptance
Ace Of Base
Adam And Andrew
Adam Sandler
AeroSmith
AFI
Akon
Akon Ft. T-Pain
Akon Ft. Shank
Akon Ft. Bobby Moon
Akon Ft. Danny Fernandez
Akon Ft. Eminem
Akon Ft. Gwen Stefani
Akon Ft. Kardinal Offishall
Akon Ft. Kardinal Offishall & Colby O'Donis
Akon Ft. Kardinal Offishall & Sean Paul
Akon Ft. Lil Wayne
Akon Ft. Ludacris, Diddy & Lil Jon
Akon Ft. Ludacris, R Kelly & T-Pain
Akon Ft. Michael Jackson
Akon Ft. Plies & Bow Wow
Akon Ft. Rebstar
Akon Ft. Taye Diggs

Aladdin
Ale Dee
Alex Evans Ft. Mark Crisman
Alice Deejay
Alicia Keys
Alien Ant Farm
The All American Rejects
All Time Low
Alvin And The Chipmunks
Aly & Aj
Anberlin
Andre Merrit
Aqua
Armor For Sleep
Ashley Simpson
Ashley Tisdale
ATB
Atreyu
The Audition
Avant
Avenged Sevenfold
Aventura
Aventura Ft. Don Omar
Awake And Dreaming

B
B2K
B2K Ft. P Diddy
B44
B5
B5 Ft. Bow Wow & Diddy
Baby Bash
Baby Bash Ft. Frankie J
Backstreet Boys
Baha Men
Barenaked Ladies
Basshunter
Bayside
Bazooka Joe
The Bee Gees
Belly Ft. Ginuwine
Beyonce
Bif Naked
Billy Talent
Black Eyed Peas
Black Eyed Peas Ft. Justin Timberlake
Blessed Be You
Blink 182
Bloodhound Gang
Blue October
Bob Sinclair
Bobby Brown
Bobby Valentino
Bone Thugs N' Harmony
Boney M
Bosson
Bowling For Soup
Boys 2 Men
Boys Like Girls
Brandon Hilton
Brandy
Breaking Benjamin
Breath Carolina
Brice De Nice
Britney Spears
Britney Spears Ft. T.I.
Broken Cyde
Brooke Hogan Ft. Paul Wall
Brutha
Bubba Sparxxx
Bubba Sparxxx Ft. Ray J
Buggles
Bullet For My Valentine
Busta Rhymes
Busta Rhymes Ft. Linkin Park
Busta Rhymes Ft. Mariah Carey

C
The Calling
Carl Douglas
Carl Henry
Carl Henry Ft. J.R.
Carl Henry Ft. Juelz Santana
Cartel
Cascada
Casely
Casely Ft. B2K
Casely Ft. Chris Brown
Casely Ft. Flo Rida
Casely Ft. J Holiday
Casely Ft. Ne-Yo
Casely Ft. Unknown
Casely Ft. Yung Berg
Cassie
Cassie Ft. Ray J
Cassie Ft. The Dream
Celine Dion
Chamillionaire
Charlie Wilson
Charlie Wilson Ft. Diddy
Charlie Wilson Ft. T-Pain
Chemical Brothers
Children Of Bodom
Chingy
Chiodos
Chris Brown
Chris Brown Ft. Big Boi
Chris Brown Ft. Bow Wow
Chris Brown Ft. Dame
Chris Brown Ft. Damien Fernandez
Chris Brown Ft. Dre
Chris Brown Ft. Elmo
Chris Brown Ft. Flo Rida
Chris Brown Ft. Johni LD
Chris Brown Ft. Keri Hilson
Chris Brown Ft. Lil Mama & T-Pain
Chris Brown Ft. Lil Wayne
Chris Brown Ft. Ne-Yo
Chris Brown Ft. Omarion
Chris Brown Ft. Omarion & Bow Wow
Chris Brown Ft. Rick Ross & R Kelly
Chris Brown Ft. Rihanna
Chris Brown Ft. Seph
Chris Brown Ft. T-Pain
Chris Brown Ft. The Game
Chris Daughtry
Chris De Burgh
Chris Jackson
Chrishan
Chrishan Ft. Young Bishop
Chrstina Aguilera
Christopher
Ciara Ft. Chamillionaire
Ciara Ft. Fatman Scoop & Missy Elliot
Ciara Ft. Missy Elliot
Cinema Bizarre
Claude Kelly
Claude Kelly Ft. Michael Jackson
The Click Five
Clyde Carlson Ft. Sean Kingston & The Game
Coheed And Calabria
Colby O'Donis
Colby O'Donis Ft. Akon
Colby O'Donis Ft. Lil Romeo
Coldplay
Collage
Corbin Bleu
Corbin Bleu Ft. Claude Kelly
Corneille
Cory Gunz Ft. Akon
Craig David
Crazy Frog
Crazy Loop
Crazy Town
Crime Mob
Crossfade
Culture Club
The Cure
Cute Is What We Aim For

D
D12
D4L
Daddy Yankee
Daddy Yankee Ft. Fergie
Daft Punk
Damien Fernandez
Dan Talevski
Dance Club Remixes
Dance Dance Revolution
Daniel Bedingfield
Daniel Powter
Danity Kane
Danity Kane Ft. Day22 & Donnie J
Danity Kane Ft. T.I.
Danny Fernandez
Danny Fernandez Ft. Belly & Mia
Danny Fernandez Ft. Fatman Scoop
Darin Ft. Kat De Luna
Darude
Dashboard Confessional
David Banner Ft. Chris Brown
David Gueta
David Gueta Ft. Chris Willis
Day 26
Debra Cox
Délice Artifice
Dem Franchise Boys
Destinys Child
DHT
DJ Khaled Ft. Akon, T.I., Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Baby & Lil Wayne
DJ Khaled Ft. Kanye West & T-Pain
DJ Sammy
DJ Tempo
DJ Tiesto
DJ Unk
DJ Unk Ft. T-Pain, Jim Jones & E-40
DMX
Donna Summers
Donnie J
Donnie Klang
The Dream
The Dream Ft. Busta Rhymes
The Dream Ft. Christina Millian
The Dream Ft. Dear Jane
The Dream Ft. Fabolous
The Dream Ft. Fabolous, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross & Ludacris
The Dream Ft. Kanye West
The Dream Ft. Lil Jon
The Dream Ft. Lil Wayne
The Dream Ft. LL Cool J
The Dream Ft. Rihanna
The Dream Ft. T-Pain
The Dream Ft. Young Yeezy
Drew
Drop Dead Gorgeous
DRU
Duke Squad

E
Eamon
Eiffel 65
Elephant Man Ft. Chris Brown
Elise Estrada
Elliot Yamin
Elton John
Elvis Crespo
Eminem
Enrique Iglesias
Enur Ft. Natasja
Eric
Estelle Ft. Kanye West
Eve 6
Exterio

F
Faber Drive
Fabolous Ft. Ne-Yo
Fall Out Boy
Fallin For The Pacific
Falling Up
Fat Albert
Fat Joe Ft. Akon
Fat Joe Ft. J Holiday
Fat Joe Ft. Lil Wayne
Fatal Bazooka Ft. Yelle
Fergie
Fergie Ft. Ludacris
Finger Leven
Five
Flo Rida Ft. Lady Gaga
Flo Rida Ft. Will.I.Am
Flo Rida Ft. Kesha
Flo Rida Ft. T-Pain
Flo Rida Ft. Timbaland
Flo Rida Ft. Trey Songz
Fort Minor
Fountains Of Wayne
Francisco
Francisco Ft. 50 Cent & Justin Timberlake
Francisco Ft. Atiba
Francisco Ft. Atiba & Project Fate
Francisco Ft. Black Buddafly & Fabolous
Francisco Ft. Britney Spears
Francisco Ft. Cassie
Francisco Ft. Ebru
Francisco Ft. Fat Joe & Lil Wayne
Francisco Ft. Flo Rida & T-Pain
Francisco Ft. Fort Minor
Francisco Ft. Jim Jones
Francisco Ft. Kanye West
Francisco Ft. Kurupt
Francisco Ft. Lil Wayne
Francisco Ft. Nicole Sherzinger & T.I.
Francisco Ft. Sean Kingston & Eric Jay
Francisco Ft. Shareefa
Francisco Ft. Son-D-Lyte & Kaye Styles
Francisco Ft. Swizz Beats
Francisco Ft. Timbaland & Keri Hilson
Francisco Ft. Timbaland, Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake
Frankie J Ft. Baby Bash
Frankie Smith
The Fray
From First To Last

G
G Love Ft. Special Sauce
Gabriel Antonio
Gabriel Antonio Ft. Amanda Perez
Gary Jules
Geoffrey Paris
George Benson
George Nozuka
Geri Halliwell
Ghostface Killah
Glenn Lewis
Gnarles Barkley
Good Charlotte
Gorillaz
Grease
Green Day
Group X
Gummy Bear
Gunther
Gym Class Heroes
Gym Class Heroes Ft. The Dream

H
Halifax
Hall And Oats
Head Automatica
Hedley
HelloGoodBye
Helmut Fritz
Hercules
Hilary Duff
HIM
Hinder
Hollywood Undead
Hoobastank
Hugh Grant
Hunt Ft. Akon
Hurricane Chris

I
I Set My Friends On Fire
Ill Scarlett
IMX
Israel

J
J-Minor
J Holiday
J Holiday Ft. Cassidy
Ja Rule Ft. Ashanti
JabbaWockeez
Jack's Mannequin
Jack Knight
Jackie Boyz
Jackie Boyz Ft. Brandi
Jackie Boyz Ft. Soulja Boy
Jackson 5
Jacksoul
Jakarta
The Jam
James Brown
Jamie Foxx
Jamie Foxx Ft. Ne-Yo & Fabolous
Jamie Foxx Ft. T-Pain
Jamie Kennedy Ft. Stu Stone
Janet Jackson
Jason Mraz
Jay-Z Ft. 3 Doors Down
Jay Sean
Jay Sean Ft. Boy Better Know
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez Ft. LL Cool J
Jenson Vaughan
Jermaine Jackson
Jessa Luna
Jesse McCartney
Jim Jones
Jimmy Hoffa Ft. Akon
Joe Buddens
JoJo
Jordan
Jordan Johnson
Jordin Sparks
Journey
Justice
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake Ft. T.I.
Justin Timberlake Ft. Timbaland

K
K-Maro
K-Young
K-Young Ft. A-Class
K-Young Ft. Crooked I
K-Young Ft. Crooked I, Big Sykes & Jayo Felony
K-Young Ft. Duan Fro
K-Young Ft. Ginuwine
K-Young Ft. Fauntleroy
K-Young Ft. Jim Gittum
K-Young Ft. Juice
K-Young Ft. Ray J
K-Young Ft. Rewa
K-Young Ft. Vibekingz
Kanye West
Kanye West Ft. Dwele
Kanye West Ft. Trey Songz
Kardinal Offishall Ft. Akon
Kardinal Offishall Ft. Keri Hilson
Kardinal Offishall Ft. The Dream
Karl Wolf
Kat De Luna Ft. Elephant Man
Katy Perry
Kelis
Kelly Clarkson
Keri Hilson
Keri Hilson Ft. Kanye West
Keri Hilson Ft. Lil Wayne
Keri Hilson Ft. T-Pain
Kevin Lyttle
Kevin Lyttle Ft. Sean Paul
Kevin Rudolf
Kevin Rudolf Ft. Lil Wayne, Ludacris & Jay-Z
Kevin Rudolf Ft. Rick Ross
Kid Sister Ft. Kanye West
Kill Hannah
The Killers
Kiss
Kool And The Gang
Korn
Krave Ft. Nelly & Akon
Kylie Minogue

L
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Ft. Colby O'Donis & Akon
Lady Gaga Ft. Flo Rida
Lady Gaga Ft. Kardinal Offishall & Akon
Lady Gaga Ft. Rihanna
Lady Sovereign
The Last Goodnight
Latif
Lauren Hill
Lazy Town
Lee Carr
Lee Carr Ft. Quan
LeMarvin
Leon Jean Marie
Leona Lewis
Leona Lewis Ft. Tony
Lil Eddie
Lil JJ
Lil John Ft. Three Six Mafia
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne Ft. Bobby Valentino
Lil Wayne Ft. Gabriel Antonio
Lil Wayne Ft. Kanye West
Lillix
Linkin Park
Lion King
LL Cool J
Lloyd Ft. The Dream
Lmfao
The Lonely Island
The Lonely Island Ft. T-Pain
Los Del Rio
Lou Bega
Lovex
Lucky Twice
Ludacris
Ludacris Ft. T-Pain
Lupe Fiasco

M
Madonna
Madonna Ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland
Manau
Manolo Escobar
Marcus John
Mariah Carey Ft. The Dream
Marianas Trench
Marie-Mai
Mario
Mario Vazquez
Maroon 5
Marques Houston
Marques Houston Ft. Chingy
Mary J. Blidge Ft. Ne-Yo
Massari
Massari Ft. Belly
Massari Ft. Loon
Mateo
Mathew Wilder
Matt Cenere Ft. Israel
Matt Pokora
Matt Pokora Ft. Timbaland
Matt Pokora Ft. Verbz
Mayday Parade
MC Hammer
The Medic Droid
Melissa Ft. Akon
Menudo
Mes Aieux
Metro Station
MGMT
Michael Bubble
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson Ft. Bart Simpson
Michael Jackson Ft. Janet Jackson
Michael McDonald
Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers
Mika
Mikaila
Miley Cyrus
Mims
Mindless Self Indulgence
Miss Teeq
Montell Jordan
Mortal Kombat
My American Heart
My Chemical Romance

N
N.E.R.D.
Nas Ft. The Game & Chris Brown
Natasha Bedingfield
Ne-Yo
Ne-Yo Ft. Joe Budden
Nelly
Nelly Ft. JD & Ciara
Nelly Ft. Paul Wall
Nelly Furtado
Nelly Furtado Ft. Timbaland
New Kids On The Block
New Kids On The Block Ft. Lady Gaga
New Kids On The Block Ft. Nasri
New Kids On The Block Ft. Ne-Yo
Newton
Nice Guys Finish First
Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon Ft. E-40
Nickleback
Night At The Roxbury
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Nivea
NTL
Nsync
Nsync Ft. Nelly
Numéro Ft. Omnikrom

O
O'Neal Mcknight Ft. Busta Rhymes & Ron Browz
O'Ryan
Obie Trice Ft. Akon
Ohio Players
Omarion
Omarion Ft. Bow Wow
Omarion Ft. Chris Brown
Omarion Ft. Kat De Luna
Omarion Ft. Lil Wayne
Omarion Ft. Marques Houston
Omarion Ft. Mila J
Omarion Ft. Missy Elliot
Omarion Ft. Quinton Storm
Omarion Ft. Usher
Omnikrom
Omnikrom Ft. TTC
One Chance
One Chance Ft. Trey Songz
One Chance Ft. Usher
One Republic
Outkast
Ozone

P
Panic At The Disco
Papa Roach
Paramore
Paula Abdul Ft. Randy Jackson
Petey & Jaydee
Petey Pablo
Petey Pablo Ft. Ciara
Phil Colins
Phil Colins Ft. Eric Clapton
Pink
Pitbull
Pitbull Ft. Play-N-Skillz
Plain White T's
Play-N-Skillz Ft. Akon
Play-N-Skillz Ft. Krazy Bone
PlayRadioPlay!
Pleasure P
Plies Ft. Jamie Foxx & The Dream
Plus 44
Pokemon
Porcelain And The Tramps
Poynt
Pretty Ricky
Pretty Willie
Prima J
Puddle Of Mudd
The Pussycat Dolls
The Pussycat Dolls Ft. Timbaland
The Pussycat Dolls Ft. Will.I.Am

Q
Q Banito
Queen
Queens Of Stone Age
Quietdrive

R
R Kelly
R Kelly Ft. Usher
R Kelly Ft. T.I. & T-Pain
Rascal Flatts
The Rasmus
RaVaughn
Ray J
Ray J Ft. B2K
Ray J Ft. Young Berg
Razah Ft. Casely
Réal Beland
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Rediscover
Reik
Renald Francoeur
RichMusic
Rick Roll
Ricky Martin
Rihanna
Rihanna Ft. Ne-Yo
Rise Against
RL
Rock City
Rock City Ft. Swizz Beatz & Akon
Rockwell Ft. Michael Jackson
Ron Pope
Rozelle
Rupee
Rupee Ft. Daddy Yankee
Ryan Cabrera
Ryan Leslie
Ryan Leslie Ft. Kanye West
Ryan Tedder

S
S Club 7
Sammie
Sammie Ft. Sean Paul
Santana
Santana Ft. Chad Kroeger
Savage Garden
Say Anything
Scooter Smiff Ft. Chris Brown
Sean Kingston
Sean Kingston Ft. Lil Wayne
Sean Paul
Sean Paul Ft. Rihanna
Secondhand Serenade
Shaggy
Shakira
Shakira Ft. Wyclef Jean
Shawn Desman
Shayne Ward
Shiny Toy Guns
Shop Boyz
Short Stack
Simple Plan
Sir Pathétik
Sisco
Skatman
Smosh
Snoop Dog
Snoop Dog Ft. Pharrell
So They Say
The Soca Boys
Soft Cell
SoulDecision
Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy Ft. Mario
The Sounds
Spice Girls
Stabilo
Statik Selektah Ft. Kali, Glasses Malone & Termanology
Stevie Wonder
Still Remains
Stix Ft. Chris Brown
Styx
Sugarcult
Sway Ft. Akon
Sweet
System Of A Down

T
T-Pain
T-Pain Ft. Akon
T-Pain Ft. Chris Brown
T-Pain Ft. Fabolous
T-Pain Ft. Kanye West
T-Pain Ft. Young Joc
T.I.
T.I. Ft. Justin Timberlake
T.I. Ft. Rihanna
T.I. Ft. The Dream
Taio Cruz
Taio Cruz Ft. ATM
Taio Cruz Ft. DJ Armz
Taio Cruz Ft. DJ Armz & 2Pac
Taio Cruz Ft. Eric Sermon
Taio Cruz Ft. Estelle
Taio Cruz Ft. LL Cool J
Taio Cruz Ft. Luciana
Taio Cruz Ft. Sugarbabes & Busta Rhymes
Taio Cruz Ft. Vawn
Taio Cruz Ft. Young Rocky
Taj Jackson
Tami Chynn Ft. Akon
Tatu
Teddy Geiger
Tevin Campbell
Three Six Mafia
Three Days Grace
Timbaland
Timbaland Ft. Fall Out Boy
Timbaland Ft. Keri Hilson & D.O.E.
Timbaland Ft. One Republic
The Ting Tings
TLC
Toni Braxton
Tony Matterhorn
ToyBox
The Trammps
Travis Barker
Trey Songz
TTC
Tupac Ft. Elton John
Twista Ft. Akon
Tydis
Tyrese
Tyrese Ft. Lil Jon

U
Unkown
The Used
Usher
Usher Ft. LL Cool J
Usher Ft. Ginuwine
Usher Ft. IMX
Usher Ft. Lil Jon & Ludacris
Usher Ft. Mario
Usher Ft. Monica
Usher Ft. P Diddy
Usher Ft. Pharell Williams
Usher Ft. Timbaland
Usher Ft. Young Jeezy

V
V-Factory
Valeria Ft. Aria
Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Sky
Varsity
Vengaboys
The Veronicas
Village People
Vulgaire Machine

W
We The Kings
Weird Al Yankovic
Whitney Houston
The Who
Will Smith
Wisin Y Yandel
Wisnu
Wiz Khalifa
Wyclef Jean Ft. Paul Simon
Wyclef Jean Ft. Akon, Lil Wayne & Nia

X
XL

Y
Yellow Card
Young Jibbs
Young Joc
Young Joc Ft. Marques Houston
Yukmouth Ft. Akon

Z
Zion Ft. Akon
Zion Ft. Lennox

#
112
2 Live Crew
2Gether
2Pac Ft. Akon
2Pac Ft. Dr Dre & Roger Troutman
3 Doors Down
3 Gars Sul Sofa
40 Glocc Ft. Akon
50cent
50cent Ft. Casely, Francisco, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland
50cent Ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland
50cent Ft. Olivia
98 Degrees

for a total of;
1837 SONGS!

Yeah so thats what happens when I'm majorly bored. Took 2 hours to do but I did it! Cheers to that. By the way notice how Akon is almost in every letter :D<3

Can't wait to be a godfather!! Its taking for fucking EVER. The girls only at 3 or 4 months too. So long! I'm nervous as hell too. Can't wait to see what thats gona be like when I'll be a dad lmfaoo.

I Love You With All My Heart Baby<3


Jordann
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# Posted on Sunday, 10 May 2009 at 12:31 PM
Edited on Sunday, 10 May 2009 at 12:49 PM

LMFAO

IM FAWKIN' BOREDEDEDED!!!

I've been bored all fucking day long and its like what 9pm AND IM STILL BORED! Fell asleep like everywhere today, watched the same DVD like 10 times, watched watatatow(retarded french show) re-runs. a.k.a. FUCKING SHOT ME IN THE BRAIN BORING DAY!!!

[YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHA FUCKA CUZ I'M ON A BOAT, TAKE A PICTURE TRICK, I'M ON A BOAT BITCH. I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island Ft. T-Pain]

Ok so someone called me racist today and I fucking flipped. Me racist?! I'm a fucking wanna be black dude for fuck sakes!!! I don't have a house, I have a crib. My girlfriend wouldn't go and get her nails done, she would go get her nailz did(even if shes white). MY IDOLS AKON FFS! If I'd be racist I REALLY doubt my idol would be a fucking black dude. The only thing I'm 100% racist for is snakes and cats. Snakes cuz there fucking discusting and SOOOOO not cool, cats because there fucking useless.

[Don't get me wrong the attention feels good but all I want is to find real love, red light great time lately I've been feeling like they all tryna get a piece of me. Piece Of Me - Varsity]

Hospitals are scary.. Like seriously I can't stand it anymore. Visit after visit, discusting food, creepy sick people. I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!! Doctors are fucking scary too. I don't know but I really hope this is my last time in a hospital. Unless my wife gets pregnant. Then I'll be happy to go but if its for me.. no thanks.

[Left right up and down let me see you touch the ground. Up And Down - Krave Ft. Akon & Nelly]

Last thing, that video is like 1 or 2 months ago thats why I don't really look like crap. I know I can't sing, I know I have a retarded accent and I know its hard to understand what I say at times but what ever. As long as i know what the fuck is going on I don't really care! Enjoy! ;)

I Love You So Much Baby<3

Jordann
# Posted on Sunday, 26 April 2009 at 8:13 PM
Edited on Sunday, 26 April 2009 at 9:39 PM

SHE ROCKIN' THAT THANG LIKE..

This is how my easter weekend went/is going:

Friday
6am Wake up because some MORON called for nothing
6:30am Back to bed
8am Wake up & all
10 to 12am Get ready
1pm Leave for the airport
4pm Get on the plane
5 to 9:30pm Bitch about having a blocked ear because of the plane
10 to 11pm Wait at the airport
11 to 11:45pm Back to montreal

Saturday
1am Finally home
3am Go to bed
5 to 6am Wake up + get ready
6:30 to 9am Drive to Vermont
9 to 10am Try to find the fucking hotel
10 to 11am Run around in the hotel
11 to 12:30am FOOD!<333
1 to 6:30pm Shop at Univesity Mall
6:30 to 7:30pm MORE FOOD<333
8 to 8:10pm Watch hockey. Habs lost OFC fucking russian douche bag. [no offence]
8:20 to 9:50pm Pool + Spa
10pm Bed
11:30pm Get woken up by a fucking baboon named Jayson

Sunday
12 to 2am Pool even if it was supost to be closed
2:05am Bed
5am Get woken up by the same fucking baboon as before
6am Food<333
7am Drive back to Montreal
9 to 12 Drop off everyone + get some food at Subway<333
1 to NOWpm Home<3

Monday
SLEEPING SO DONT FUCK AROUND!. K thanks

Stores needed in Quebec
Hot Topic, FYE[wanna be HMV & Archambault], Pac Sun & Spencer Gifts[FUCKING hilarious place[By the way Jay the pink dildo & vibrator is from all of us<3 We love you<3]

But yeah besides all the 5am wake up calls I had an awsome weekend! To do again dudes. This summer yeah know! By the way Jay, yes were going to buy you an other dildo don't worry about it. LOLLLLLL<3


Jordann
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# Posted on Sunday, 12 April 2009 at 10:38 PM
Edited on Monday, 13 April 2009 at 5:08 PM

Well I'm bored and someone just totally ditched me for american idol so I decided to finally do something else on my blog hahaha ok no.

[Just yesterday you were leaving, today shes so decieving, I was the one that was down for ya but you left me for miss america, I'm so real I'm so fake. So Real, So Fake - The Dream]

Anyway I don't know if any of you already expirienced this but if you do, poor you. But yeah if your friends ever yell in your ear the word "BRAP" please hurt that person for me. My friend yelled it SEVEN times into my ear in ONE day. So yeah Jay I know you read my blog so if I were you I'd sleep with both eyes open dude. Oh yeah by the way that word doesn't mean fuck all and is 100% useless. Ok thanks.

[Girl me & you should switch this I'm thinking we need a remix something just a little bit different we need a -R-E-M-I-X take the old with the new and remix. Remix - Jackie Boyz]

Something else thats been on my mind for 4 fucking years is you idiots going: my moms a fag because she wont let me go out, my dads a retard because he wont give me any money. Seriously people 4 words; SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! You ding bats don't know what its like to lose ure parents but I do. So when you little dip shits complain about your folks while your talking to me don't expect me to go omg thats so true I would be so pissed. NO. What would come out of my mouth would be something like; stop complaining you'll regret it when you lose them. So next time you wanna complain about your family to me, don't.

[If somethings hurting you then girl let me know if its me then baby tell me you dont have to ignore you dont want this anymore just don't let me be the last to know. Last To Know - Usher]

Again to people that think I'm there friend when I don't even know there names; NO!!!! You can't just add me and go Hi Jordan omg the weirdest thing happened to me today. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T WANNA KNOW WDF HAPPENED TO YOU IF I DON'T KNOW YOU WHAT THE HELL???!!! I don't care if your fucking cat had a fucking heart attack or your sister shit out gold I-D-O-N-'-T-C-A-R-E!!!! Atleast tell me you're name and all! If I don't know you do you honestly think I know you're friends or you're family? NO! So please stop. Thanks.

[I'm so starstuck baby could you blow my heart up. Starstruck - Lady Gaga<333]

OKAY, I ALMOST FUCKING CRIED WHEN I SAY LADY GAGA ON STAR ACADEMIE[french show]!!!!!! SHE CUT HER FUCKING HAIR!!!!! LIKE WDF?!?!?!?! It was so sexy!!!! She like fucking ruined it. Plus she sucked dick when she sang. Then on american idol she still sucked dick at singing but she looked kinda normal. Kinda. Anyhow all I wanted to say is her cutting her hair was a major turn off.

[People are watching but we don't care way I'm touching you're body see you droppin and poppin makes me wanna keep grindin see I'm getting nasty with you on the dance floor you got me going oh ooh ooohhh could you be the reason why I'm loosing control. We Don't Care/Could You Be The Reason - Akon]

Freedom is the best CD ever made. I have it twice but I didnt do that on purpose. I lost the first one i had then i went to buy the other one and when I got in my car I was like omg I found it! So I just kept them both and I'm not planning on giving one of them to someone lmfao. Anyway Akons amazing & I think everyone should buy his CD. a.k.a. Freedom. ALL of the songs on the CD are good. So yeah have fun!

[If you would have seen what I seen on that pole just know that I was wrong for fallin' in love they always said don't love a hoe i was wrong for fallin in love they always said dont love a hoe but I just went against the grain, it was a feelin' I can't explain and it felt like harmony singing in my face. Against The Grain/Fallin In Love - Akon Ft. Ray Lavender]

[One day your with her and your feeling the best, the next day shes gone and your life is a mess. That's How - Claude Kelly]


Jordann
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# Posted on Tuesday, 07 April 2009 at 9:29 PM
Edited on Thursday, 09 April 2009 at 7:45 PM

Yeah so since I love music I felt like doing a couple of tops 5's! But since I'm cool & special its a "new" kind of top 5.

Top 5 by Ne-Yo
1- Mad
2- What Love Is [Ft. Mary J Blige]
3- Coke Side Of Life
4- Do You
5- Piano

Top 5 by Akon
1- One [Ft. Fat Joe]
2- Angel Eyes [Ft. Play-N-Skillz]
3- Troublemaker
4- Right Now [kinda over played it tho]
5- Saviour Tonite [Ft. J5]

Top 5 by Lady Gaga
1- Love Game/Disco Stick
2- Eh Eh
3- Fashion
4- Right Round Remix [Ft. Flo Rida]
5- Starstuck

Top 5 by Danny Fernandes
1- Nonchalant
2- Fantasy
3- Private Dancer
4- Curious
5- Right Now Remix [Ft. Akon]

Top 5 by Michael Jackson
1- Black Or White
2- Thriller
3- Bad
4- Billie Jean
5- Beat It

Top 5 by Omarion
1- Comfort [Ft. Lil Wayne]
2- Midnight
3- Fallen Ice Angel [Ft. Chris Brown]
4- Growing Pains
5- In The Dark

Top 5 by The Dream
1- Walking On The Moon [Ft. Kanye West]
2- So Real, So Fake
3- I'm Not Ok
4- Rockin' That Shit Remix [Ft. Fabolour, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross & Ludacris]
5- Gimme Some [Ft. Kardinal Offishall]

Top 5 by Usher
1- Moving Mountains [Ft. Timbaland/ or not cuz theres 2 versions] [if you know me rlly well you already knew that]
2- His Mistakes
3- Pop Ya Collar [old]
4- Play Me
5- You Are The One [Ft. IMX]

Top 5 by Chris Brown
1- Flying Solo [Ft. Dre]
2- Hologram [Ft. Dre]
3- Superhuman [Ft. Keri Hilson]
4- Golden Girl [Ft. Dre]
5- Feel The Steam [Ft. Elephant Man]

So yeah since I was born thats what happens lmfao.
Ye.. so what ever have a nice day & I dont know download some of my songs cuz of you people really need it.


Jordann
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# Posted on Thursday, 19 March 2009 at 8:49 PM