Ever been sooooo embarassed that you wanted to crawl into a hole and die? Yeah me too and it happened today! Joy. I was at work and a song came on the radio(Akon obviously(Beautiful to be precise)) and me & my friend were singing & dancing but the radio fucked up on us so she stopped singing but I DIDNT CUZ I NEVER HEARD IT FUCK UP CUZ I WAS INTO MY FUCKING SONG! So 8 people were like fucking laughing at me cuz I kept singing as loud as the radio was and I was singing the part where Akon says; You're so beautifulllll. Yknow the longest part in the mother fucking song! So I looked like a fucking tool infront of everyone! But then this random guy comes in the store and hes like I heard you sing heres my card if you want to start your singing career. I was like um.. dude I was just singing for fun and I like fucked up infront of everyone I wasn't doing it to get known.. Then hes like well you're still really good and I hope you call because you could go far in life. I WANTED TO FUCKING DIE!!! Fail #1 of the day. So yeah I fucked up but I can sing really well.. Yay?
[I hope you prepared to be heartbroken forever cuz no one can be compared to me. Nobody can fuck you like I can or handcuff you like I can and youll be there when shit hit the fan like i can. Its All Up To You - Wisin Ft. Aventura & Akon] BEST SONG EVER!!!
Second major fuck up of the day;
I went to see my friend at my break and she works in a perfume shop or w.e and I really wanted to smell a perfume that was just randomly there. So i tried spraying it but it didn't work so I took the cream that came with the perfume and tought; Hey its the same thing so it probably smells the same thing. So I opened the thing and it fucking blew up in my face!! My friend was LAUGHING like FUCKING CRAZY and she was like Jordan you look like someone came in your face LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! BUT EVERYONE TURNED AROUND WHEN SHE FUCKING SAID IT! So now people think I walk around with fucking cum on my face! Fail #2 of the day. Thanks Jenny I'll get you back for that. :)>=[
[Im runnin keep gunnin im caught in a spider web wanna shout cant get out im caught in a spider web. Spider Web - Francisco]
Last fuck up of the day(the days not over so yeah..)?
My friends prom dress was ruined by her cats claws so she went dress shopping today and she asked me to go with her. So I went dress shopping instead of eating lunch(wdf me not eat?! I know -.-''). We get to the store and shes looking at some dresses and I decided to find the uglyest dress in the store and when I found it I started laughing and she came beside me and she was laughing too but then this girl starts crying and she goes; THATS MY PROM DRESS THANKS ALOT! I felt sooooooooooooooooooo fucking bad!!!!!!!! I still do but when it happened we wanted to run after her and apologize but her mom was like its ok I don't like it ither haha. Fail #3 of the day! We soooo fucked up Sabrina XD
[Topless like ferrari smooth like bacardi. Topless - Jackie Boyz. My version; Fit like ferrari smooth like bacardi. Mines better ^^]
So yeah that was my crappy day! Its not even over so I'm kind of like praying so nothing else happens lmfao. Have fun with that!
Oh yeah my hair dresser fucked up so my hair looks like a FUCKING MUSHROOM and I wanna die. >=[
[I hope you prepared to be heartbroken forever cuz no one can be compared to me. Nobody can fuck you like I can or handcuff you like I can and youll be there when shit hit the fan like i can. Its All Up To You - Wisin Ft. Aventura & Akon] BEST SONG EVER!!!
Second major fuck up of the day;
I went to see my friend at my break and she works in a perfume shop or w.e and I really wanted to smell a perfume that was just randomly there. So i tried spraying it but it didn't work so I took the cream that came with the perfume and tought; Hey its the same thing so it probably smells the same thing. So I opened the thing and it fucking blew up in my face!! My friend was LAUGHING like FUCKING CRAZY and she was like Jordan you look like someone came in your face LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! BUT EVERYONE TURNED AROUND WHEN SHE FUCKING SAID IT! So now people think I walk around with fucking cum on my face! Fail #2 of the day. Thanks Jenny I'll get you back for that. :)>=[
[Im runnin keep gunnin im caught in a spider web wanna shout cant get out im caught in a spider web. Spider Web - Francisco]
Last fuck up of the day(the days not over so yeah..)?
My friends prom dress was ruined by her cats claws so she went dress shopping today and she asked me to go with her. So I went dress shopping instead of eating lunch(wdf me not eat?! I know -.-''). We get to the store and shes looking at some dresses and I decided to find the uglyest dress in the store and when I found it I started laughing and she came beside me and she was laughing too but then this girl starts crying and she goes; THATS MY PROM DRESS THANKS ALOT! I felt sooooooooooooooooooo fucking bad!!!!!!!! I still do but when it happened we wanted to run after her and apologize but her mom was like its ok I don't like it ither haha. Fail #3 of the day! We soooo fucked up Sabrina XD
[Topless like ferrari smooth like bacardi. Topless - Jackie Boyz. My version; Fit like ferrari smooth like bacardi. Mines better ^^]
So yeah that was my crappy day! Its not even over so I'm kind of like praying so nothing else happens lmfao. Have fun with that!
Oh yeah my hair dresser fucked up so my hair looks like a FUCKING MUSHROOM and I wanna die. >=[
Jordann
